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I made a Craigslist ad

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-17 18:36

And among all the mostly-creepy replies was one from a 64-year-old man who offered to impregnate me. I would have shrugged this off as a troll, but turns out he is a genuinely creepy old man. I even checked out his Facebook page from the email address he'd replied with. And yes, he is that fucking creepy.

I feel violated. Hold me?

Name: RedCream 2011-08-17 18:41

Hell and blast! What does this have to do with the most important issue on 4chan? And that issue is this:

How long does it take for piss to land on balls?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-17 18:50

>>1
if you put an add for insemination, then expect men with balls to reply, bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-17 19:00

>>2
Durrrr, it has everything to do with it.

>>3
I guess I should have specified. What's funny is that my ad wasn't even in the casual encounters section.
...Presumptuous asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-17 19:18

it's your fault for using craigslist in the first place

Name: RedCream 2011-08-17 19:42

>>4
Durrrr, it has everything to do with it.
Then relate the items in which such a relation is defined.

DU ET NAO

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-17 19:45

>>5
Ewwww, you seem like the kind of person who says it's a girl's fault for getting raped if she wears a short skirt.

>>6

All of my posts spell the answer out in plain English. Are you for serious?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-17 21:37

>>7
you seem like the kind of person who says it's a girl's fault for getting raped if she wears a short skirt.
Nope. Didn't say that, nor do I agree with such a statement. But the fact is that Craigslist is full of creeps, and you made a post there. What did you expect? When you post on a site full of creeps, you're going to get responses from creeps. Go to a bar or something if you want to meet someone.

And ignore >>6, he's well-known on this board for being autistic and mentally ill and making completely inane posts.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-18 0:59

>>4
god you're such a bitch

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-18 5:32

A GIRL ON LOUNGE EVERYONE POINT AND STARE

or at least someone pretending to be a girl on lounge...

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-18 8:03

>>7
How is it not her fault. If I walk around with a 50$ bill in my hand in the ghetto, it is at least partly me fault when I get robbed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-18 14:51

>>11
I know, right?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-18 22:24

>>7
It's call consequence. 

Wear a KKK hood to a Martin Luther King memorial service, you're probably going to get the shit kicked out of you.

Wear a short skirt to a club, you're probably going to get hit on.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-19 10:47

>>13
What if you wear a Burberry plaid button up shirt and Rich Young Society jeans, coupled with some black Converse Allstars? I'm thinking of going to a club tonight and that's the outfit I've picked out. I've only got one tab of piss-weak acid and no e left though, so I guess there will be a lot of drinking. Will this help me avoid assaults and confrontations (sexual or otherwise)?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-19 10:51

>>14
plaid button up shirt, Richy Young Society jeans, Converse Allstars
You'll get raped by a hipster.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-19 10:52

>>14
What if you wear a Burberry plaid button up shirt and Rich Young Society jeans, coupled with some black Converse Allstars?
HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG QUALITY
Will this help me avoid assaults and confrontations (sexual or otherwise)?
If you're associating with like-minded people, I don't see why anything would happen to you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-19 10:52

But in all seriousness, go with a friend.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-19 11:59

In the clubs it's ALL about color matching. Some pink Air Jordans could be matched with a mad pink stripe going down the side of your black tshirt. Also, some pink rocks in your chain is always tight. See what I'm getting at, though? You can get away with showing up in a plain black shirt and black slacks as long as you have your shoes and some other subtle stuff matching tight.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-19 21:59

hhaar

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-19 21:59

hhaar

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-22 8:31

i am a cat

Name: RedCream 2011-08-22 11:07

There was a Craigslist ad. In it, a cat was offered for the purposes of impregnation. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 23:29

>>22
nice dubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 2:01

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 3:12

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 4:09

>>4
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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 4:28

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 4:37

>>12
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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 16:11

>>9
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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 16:27

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 20:45

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 20:49

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 20:58

>>37
I gotta admit, that one made me laugh.

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