I made a Craigslist ad

And among all the mostly-creepy replies was one from a 64-year-old man who offered to impregnate me. I would have shrugged this off as a troll, but turns out he is a genuinely creepy old man. I even checked out his Facebook page from the email address he'd replied with. And yes, he is that fucking creepy.

I feel violated. Hold me?

There was a Craigslist ad. In it, a cat was offered for the purposes of impregnation. Fancy that.