Wassup Wit Dat

Sometimes I think every one of my friends is retarded.
Not just dim-witted but fully and devastatingly retarded.
They are reckless with their thoughts and words, they have no drive to do anything other than maintain what exists in their world, and they seem unable or unwilling to realize or accept the constant, flowing change that surrounds them.  
If there is someone of an equal intelligence to me, I seem incapable of acquainting with them on a social level.
Maybe those people have the same difficulty.

p.s. I'm a virgin. Go figure.

Sounds like a severe case of autism.

>>2
On the surface, maybe.
But I assure you, I can grow and maintain social relationships, consider others' thoughts and feelings, and climb ladders.
Most of my close friends are just fucking retarded.
That's the gist of my personal diary.

OP is undoubtedly extremely socially awkward and has an inflated sense of self-worth.

>>4
OP here.
Not socially awkward. I have friends, a job, the list goes on.
Of course I have self-esteem, but most of my friends are just retarded.
I can't emphasize that last bit enough.

Why mention the virgin part.  Are you trying to make me hot?  Perhaps you would like to marry me.

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2. Laurent Pautrat - Where The Sun Never Shine
3. Drax LTD II - Amphetamine
4. Groovezone - Eisbaer
5. Jones & Stephenson - The First Rebirth
6. Lunatic Asylum - The Meltdown
7. Storm - Storm
8. Jens - Loops & Tings
9. BBE - Flash
10. Legend B - Lost In Love
11. Cenith X - Feel
12. Cygnus X - The Orange Theme
13. Age Of Love - The Age Of Love
14. Jam & Spoon - Follow Me
15. Aurora Borealis - The Milky Way

>>6
OP here. If you have a vagina, you've piqued my interest.

>>8
Wat?  So you are a lesbian.  You could have mentioned that you know.

Why do you hang with them if they are tards?

>>10
Good question. They're the only friends I have, I suppose.