Wassup Wit Dat

Sometimes I think every one of my friends is retarded.
Not just dim-witted but fully and devastatingly retarded.
They are reckless with their thoughts and words, they have no drive to do anything other than maintain what exists in their world, and they seem unable or unwilling to realize or accept the constant, flowing change that surrounds them.  
If there is someone of an equal intelligence to me, I seem incapable of acquainting with them on a social level.
Maybe those people have the same difficulty.

p.s. I'm a virgin. Go figure.

OP is undoubtedly extremely socially awkward and has an inflated sense of self-worth.