the drum brothers

Ah yes, when we were just boys, the four of us each had one of those marching band drums that you can wear and beat upon. I think it was the jazz players that called a drum kit "the skins", an allusion to the drums whose playing surface was a stretched animal skin of some kind.  Anyway, every weekend, we would march about the house and beat upon our four skins until we fell into an exhausted heap, naked and sweaty.

where the joke faggot

>>2
did you look in your ass?

>>2
The joke is that four skins sounds like foreskin.

>>4
No, it does not.  "Four skins" only sounds like "four skins", and "foreskins" only sounds like "foreskins".  I see no reason why anyone would ever confuse the two.

>>5
I am penetrating you in the anus.

anus

>>5
And in any case, who beats on his foreskin?  Not only is it completely unsexy but you would miss most of the time.

>>6
Unlikely, since I just voided my bowels and would instantly detect such an intrusion.

>>8
If you had a foreskin sized like mine, you would miss only in a tiny minority of strike events.  The sexiness of the event, I leave to your sensibilities to judge.

I don't want to work.  I just want to bang on the drum all day.

>>1

Are you better than an grandma? : http://helablog.com/2013/07/grandma-you-rock-mad-drumming-skills