Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon.

Pages: 1-

guy pulls dong w/ nail and throws it off roof

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-25 2:17

So this guy, he's reroofing this house, right?  And he catches his dong on a nail (it was a hot day, OK?) and he's tugging and tugging and finally it comes off and he just fucking throws it off the roof.

Name: RedCream 2011-04-25 2:37

This seems unlikely at best.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-25 10:43

Why would hot weather cause his dong to get caught on anail

Name: RedCream 2011-04-25 11:39

>>3
In hot weather, transmission lines lengthen.  The same happens to dongs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-25 16:46

proof?

Name: RedCream 2011-04-25 19:16

>>5
Heat makes things expand.  In linear elements, this is amplified.

Name: RedCream 2011-04-25 19:18

In other words, don't let your meat loaf.  Haw!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-25 20:35

>>7
That was really terrible, even for you, RedCream.

Name: RedCream 2011-04-25 21:54

>>8
I'm trying to expand my whore-izons.  Fancy that.

Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List