/lounge/ - Shalom /lounge/

Name: Ken Koganovich 2011-04-23 14:29

Shalom /lounge/, my name is Ken Koganovich.

I'm a 27 year old American Lubavitcher Hasid (G-D's Chosen for you goyim). I listen to Rebbe Schneerson's sermons on my iPod, and spend my days studying Kabbalah, fighting against anti-Semitism on the internet and remembering the Holocaust.

I train with my Tavor TAR-21 every day, this superior Israeli weapon can shoot straight through a Palestinian terrorist and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I also own a Mark X Desert Eagle and have a green belt in Krav Maga.

I speak Hebrew fluently, both the Mishnaic and the Sephardi dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about the history of Jewish persecution and the teachings of the Talmud, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Israeli visa, I am moving to Itmar, in Judea and Samaria to attend a prestigious Yeshiva to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a media executive or a mohel some day!

I own several IDF uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Israel, so I can fit in easier. I spit three times when passing a church and accuse everyone of being a nazi, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Israel!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 14:45

>>3
Wow, you're good.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 15:01

Dear Zonklet,
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 15:17

STOP!!
STOP!!
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 15:27

I HOPE YOU DIE IN ZION YOU JEW FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 15:32

Jeepers, the mods are serious about KIMMO ALMS spamming the /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 15:36

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Name: 10 2011-04-23 15:38

OMG, did it stop because I told it to?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 15:39

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Name: RedCream 2011-04-23 15:42

>>14
No, it wasn't YUO. 4chan's mods are hard at WURK, after a night and morning of heavy DRONK.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 16:31

>>1
I am highly suspicious that you say you are who you say you are. In fact, I suspect that you are indeed NOT who you say you are.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 9:32

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ltUKX7fEtM&feature=player_embedded

Shalom /lounge/

1 Name: Ken Koganovich 2011-04-23 14:29

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 14:45

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 15:01

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 15:17

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 15:27

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 15:32

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 15:36

14 Name: 10 2011-04-23 15:38

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 15:39

16 Name: RedCream 2011-04-23 15:42

23 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 16:31

24 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 9:32