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Shalom /lounge/

Name: Ken Koganovich 2011-04-23 14:29

Shalom /lounge/, my name is Ken Koganovich.

I'm a 27 year old American Lubavitcher Hasid (G-D's Chosen for you goyim). I listen to Rebbe Schneerson's sermons on my iPod, and spend my days studying Kabbalah, fighting against anti-Semitism on the internet and remembering the Holocaust.

I train with my Tavor TAR-21 every day, this superior Israeli weapon can shoot straight through a Palestinian terrorist and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I also own a Mark X Desert Eagle and have a green belt in Krav Maga.

I speak Hebrew fluently, both the Mishnaic and the Sephardi dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about the history of Jewish persecution and the teachings of the Talmud, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Israeli visa, I am moving to Itmar, in Judea and Samaria to attend a prestigious Yeshiva to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a media executive or a mohel some day!

I own several IDF uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Israel, so I can fit in easier. I spit three times when passing a church and accuse everyone of being a nazi, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Israel!

Name: 10 2011-04-23 15:38


OMG, did it stop because I told it to?

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