I'm not talking drunken misadventures when you're sleeping...
It happened to me the other day. I went to the toilet (a little bit drunk to be fair), unzipped my trousers and began to urinate. I looked around the toilet, felt a little warm down there, looked down and OH FUCK THERE'S PISS ON MY TROUSERS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I DO THAT WHERE'S THE PAPER HOPE NO ONE NOTICES...
This has happened to me around 5 or 6 times in my life. I'm 20. Will this behaviour ever stop?
The first and worst was when I was about 14. About to go out with my family for a meal, I went to the toilet, and it happened. My father calling me to hurry up, I had no idea how to hide the rather noticeable dark patch on my jeans. I threw water onto my crotch and pretendend I'd had an accident with the tap. Nobody said anything. Looking back on it, I suspect they knew.
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Anonymous2011-04-20 11:07
Hijack a city bus during rush hour and drive it into a concrete embankment at high velocity.
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"i didnt suck off a dog also nice bathhouse" - park sod
"hahaha even big enough for my super girth and witdh" - bigdick groege
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Anonymous2011-04-20 11:08
>>1
At least you don't accidently shit yourself fucking sharts ;_;
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here are the testimoniels of satisfied clients
"I had no idea you could do that to an anus. 5/5 PUMBLENUTS" - redcram
"wow that was heavenly" - anal jefferson
"erika i miss u ;[" - kor kroll
"thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11" - viper
"i didnt suck off a dog also nice bathhouse" - park sod
"hahaha even big enough for my super girth and witdh" - bigdick groege
welcome to the house of annus !! !
here are the testimoniels of satisfied clients
"I had no idea you could do that to an anus. 5/5 PUMBLENUTS" - redcram
"wow that was heavenly" - anal jefferson
"erika i miss u ;[" - kor kroll
"thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11" - viper
"i didnt suck off a dog also nice bathhouse" - park sod
"hahaha even big enough for my super girth and witdh" - bigdick groege
welcome to the house of annus !! !
here are the testimoniels of satisfied clients
"I had no idea you could do that to an anus. 5/5 PUMBLENUTS" - redcram
"wow that was heavenly" - anal jefferson
"erika i miss u ;[" - kor kroll
"thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11" - viper
"i didnt suck off a dog also nice bathhouse" - park sod
"hahaha even big enough for my super girth and witdh" - bigdick groege
welcome to the house of annus !! !
here are the testimoniels of satisfied clients
"I had no idea you could do that to an anus. 5/5 PUMBLENUTS" - redcram
"wow that was heavenly" - anal jefferson
"erika i miss u ;[" - kor kroll
"thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11" - viper
"i didnt suck off a dog also nice bathhouse" - park sod
"hahaha even big enough for my super girth and witdh" - bigdick groege
>>1 How often do you accidentally piss yourself?
I don't know, but it does provide the opportunity to once again address the great question of our times: