Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 10:31
I'm not talking drunken misadventures when you're sleeping...
It happened to me the other day. I went to the toilet (a little bit drunk to be fair), unzipped my trousers and began to urinate. I looked around the toilet, felt a little warm down there, looked down and OH FUCK THERE'S PISS ON MY TROUSERS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I DO THAT WHERE'S THE PAPER HOPE NO ONE NOTICES...
This has happened to me around 5 or 6 times in my life. I'm 20. Will this behaviour ever stop?
The first and worst was when I was about 14. About to go out with my family for a meal, I went to the toilet, and it happened. My father calling me to hurry up, I had no idea how to hide the rather noticeable dark patch on my jeans. I threw water onto my crotch and pretendend I'd had an accident with the tap. Nobody said anything. Looking back on it, I suspect they knew.
Has this happened to you? And how often?
It happened to me the other day. I went to the toilet (a little bit drunk to be fair), unzipped my trousers and began to urinate. I looked around the toilet, felt a little warm down there, looked down and OH FUCK THERE'S PISS ON MY TROUSERS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I DO THAT WHERE'S THE PAPER HOPE NO ONE NOTICES...
This has happened to me around 5 or 6 times in my life. I'm 20. Will this behaviour ever stop?
The first and worst was when I was about 14. About to go out with my family for a meal, I went to the toilet, and it happened. My father calling me to hurry up, I had no idea how to hide the rather noticeable dark patch on my jeans. I threw water onto my crotch and pretendend I'd had an accident with the tap. Nobody said anything. Looking back on it, I suspect they knew.
Has this happened to you? And how often?