NORPs/Normalfags are casual internet users. They usually only use it to go to google, look at jewtube videos or check their facebook. They visit their favorite social networking site when they're at work, look at the latest popular internet video that everyone is watching, check their email to connect with friends and use Ebay to buy stupid shit. Many normalfags haven't heard of some of the shadier sides of the internet. For normalfags the internet just isn't serious business...(the exceptions being the many hours spent eloheling at "lolcats" on I Can Has Cheezburger and WebMD, where they feed their hypochondria prior to visiting their doctor and annoying the fuck out of him with their own diagnoses)
...until -that is- it makes them buy a dog.
If a NORP should happen upon the likes of ED or /b/, they would not only shit bricks but prolly call the Party Van (which they call "the authorities"). Many of these people (including the older ones) are shocked and appalled by such Internets phenomena like the Megan Meier affair and get all atwitter when they see reports about HACKERS ON STEROIDS and cyber bullying on local TV news reports that 'expose' the shenanigans of anon.
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Anonymous2011-08-24 20:29
>>29,31
fuck you faggot, i'm about to punch you fucking queer right now. shut the fuck up or i'm gonna make your nose bleed (btw your anus is also bleeding)
Ok, case in point any politician you see on TV is a bullshitter.
I'd probably ask Mick Perry-Bach-Cain "Why do you make such bullshit statements about everything?" (S)He'll reply "Just cause a few trillion dollars in the deficit to me equals seventy umpleen and I eat my genitals. DWEEP *seizure*!!!"
That's still better than what the OP came up with btw.
>>61
Outside is far more infested with normalfags than the internet will ever be. Just hang out only in /lounge/, no normal person would want to do that.