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NORPs, Normalfags and The Internet

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 23:01

NORPs/Normalfags are casual internet users. They usually only use it to go to google, look at jewtube videos or check their facebook. They visit their favorite social networking site when they're at work, look at the latest popular internet video that everyone is watching, check their email to connect with friends and use Ebay to buy stupid shit. Many normalfags haven't heard of some of the shadier sides of the internet. For normalfags the internet just isn't serious business...(the exceptions being the many hours spent eloheling at "lolcats" on I Can Has Cheezburger and WebMD, where they feed their hypochondria prior to visiting their doctor and annoying the fuck out of him with their own diagnoses)

...until -that is- it makes them buy a dog.

If a NORP should happen upon the likes of ED or /b/, they would not only shit bricks but prolly call the Party Van (which they call "the authorities"). Many of these people (including the older ones) are shocked and appalled by such Internets phenomena like the Megan Meier affair and get all atwitter when they see reports about HACKERS ON STEROIDS and cyber bullying on local TV news reports that 'expose' the shenanigans of anon.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 18:31

>>28
uh uh uh uh the dudes on your face, dick, and butthole, can't see you as you are completely blocked by man parts

Name: RedCream 2011-08-24 19:59

>>28
Your complete visual blockage by man parts has been noted. Your sexual preferences are thereby determined as being of the "homo" nature, not the "hetero" nature. How will you respond to these assertions? Will you resort to the use of force?

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