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Name: VIPPER 2011-03-29 9:36

Sup /lounge/.

Well, how to put this? I am bored of being a sperglord and shit, so i was considering engaging in neurotypical activities, like screwing chicks, sports and stuff.
So my question is if i were to be really buff, would i no longer be an autistic retard? Or better said would people no see me as a retard if i were buff and stuff?

I dont really care about losing my virginity and stuff, i just want something to pass the time. You know some chicks i could do sexy stuff with and play sick mindgames with them and of course so i would have something to jerk to(yeah i need 50 mins to ejaculate).
Or just to act like i would be in love with some whore and then fuck her sister in front of a camera in said chicks bed and post it on the internet and leak it to all my ``friends'' i would plan to ``make''.

Well the thing is, i dont have cash for shit. So obviously my options are somewhat limited, add up the fact that i want to quickly dissapear when i fuck up.

The only thing doing ´´outside'' that comes to my mind is jogging, swimming, chilling in the sun in the park and showing off my body. Other than that i have no idea whatsoever. Needless to say i have no friends other than /prog/ and /vip/, so most social activity is also out.

I will do this anyways since my normal activities piss me off. But i would still know what /lounge/ thinks of this and some tips if you would have any.
/vip/ is not a bit too VIP QUALITY to ask and /prog/s solution is to read SICP.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-03-29 12:21

>>7
You're an idiot. I've was able to get tail for the eleven years I was on social security and broke as fuck, using none of those techniques.

You don't have to fake who you are. Just be the best version of who you are.
And realise that not every woman is going to go for you, however some will.

If you keep flaming out, maybe lower your standards a little.

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