VIPPER

Sup /lounge/.

Well, how to put this? I am bored of being a sperglord and shit, so i was considering engaging in neurotypical activities, like screwing chicks, sports and stuff.
So my question is if i were to be really buff, would i no longer be an autistic retard? Or better said would people no see me as a retard if i were buff and stuff?

I dont really care about losing my virginity and stuff, i just want something to pass the time. You know some chicks i could do sexy stuff with and play sick mindgames with them and of course so i would have something to jerk to(yeah i need 50 mins to ejaculate).
Or just to act like i would be in love with some whore and then fuck her sister in front of a camera in said chicks bed and post it on the internet and leak it to all my ``friends'' i would plan to ``make''.

Well the thing is, i dont have cash for shit. So obviously my options are somewhat limited, add up the fact that i want to quickly dissapear when i fuck up.

The only thing doing ´´outside'' that comes to my mind is jogging, swimming, chilling in the sun in the park and showing off my body. Other than that i have no idea whatsoever. Needless to say i have no friends other than /prog/ and /vip/, so most social activity is also out.

I will do this anyways since my normal activities piss me off. But i would still know what /lounge/ thinks of this and some tips if you would have any.
/vip/ is not a bit too VIP QUALITY to ask and /prog/s solution is to read SICP.

>>6
Oh, he wanted a shallow floozy slut!
Different strategy....
Get a fancy-dressed up car. A pimp mobile!
Furry Dice, glitzy interior, MUST be leather seats,dshboard=+.
Have all the drugs you can get stashed into little secret holes.
Wear a gold Razor or silver horn on a chain.
Put a joint in your shirt pocket, reaking fresh!
Hide your real phone, and use a Pay-as-u-go, so she can get the wrong number. Cuz U dont want a long-term relationship with a slut, right?
From your car, Remove or lock up all information about your address: insurance card vehicle registration, bills, etc.

Prepay for a motel room, where you "plan on" a party till dawn.

Follow the pickup script for shallow women.
"Wow, you have great taste in clothes"
" I know who you know, that friend of a friend..."
...insert sexy jokes here...
" Would you like to go:  party, to a party, make a party"
Blah blah Blah...

Check out before she wakes up...