VIPPER

Sup /lounge/.

Well, how to put this? I am bored of being a sperglord and shit, so i was considering engaging in neurotypical activities, like screwing chicks, sports and stuff.
So my question is if i were to be really buff, would i no longer be an autistic retard? Or better said would people no see me as a retard if i were buff and stuff?

I dont really care about losing my virginity and stuff, i just want something to pass the time. You know some chicks i could do sexy stuff with and play sick mindgames with them and of course so i would have something to jerk to(yeah i need 50 mins to ejaculate).
Or just to act like i would be in love with some whore and then fuck her sister in front of a camera in said chicks bed and post it on the internet and leak it to all my ``friends'' i would plan to ``make''.

Well the thing is, i dont have cash for shit. So obviously my options are somewhat limited, add up the fact that i want to quickly dissapear when i fuck up.

The only thing doing ´´outside'' that comes to my mind is jogging, swimming, chilling in the sun in the park and showing off my body. Other than that i have no idea whatsoever. Needless to say i have no friends other than /prog/ and /vip/, so most social activity is also out.

I will do this anyways since my normal activities piss me off. But i would still know what /lounge/ thinks of this and some tips if you would have any.
/vip/ is not a bit too VIP QUALITY to ask and /prog/s solution is to read SICP.

>>8
You don't have to fake who you are. Just be the best version of who you are.
And realise that not every woman is going to go for you, however some will.
Also: The best version of me is the one actually bothering to look at a person and even acknowledge the person has been seen and that i in the said moment do not think of how to systematicly eradicate mankind and simultaniously trying to analyze ever single input like a robot. I usually act like a different person when caught in a social situation(there are practicly none).

Im a sick unlikeable fuck. Dont understand me wrong here, i dont want to change, or atleast not in what normal people would precieve as ``positiv'', i just am bored of my life, i cant work on it because i am so sick of it, i just want a break if it that is all, just so i can get my ass up again to work on it because i fucking have enough of this fucking shit.

Also i often times am highly confused and get lost in new situations. I also have trouble with my attention and have trouble focusing on one though and often times lose myself in other, less relevant thoughts, just so you know why i can quickly get lost in a sea of shit and start typing stuff that has no relation whatsoever on a topic.