Back in the early 90's, I was watching a rap video and going at it when I had this sensation of something being not quite right. I was in a big easy chair with my back to the door so if anyone walked in they couldn't really see what I was doing, but I couldn't see them either without turning around and being obvious. I stealthily put my wang away and buttoned my pants back up, but I couldn't zip them because that zipping sound would have been a dead giveaway to anyone who heard. Finally I turned around and sure enough my dad was sneaking up on me.
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Anonymous2011-03-25 5:29
I voted for Labour in 2005 and I never told anyone except this one girl but she told all my friends so all my friends found out I was a wanker.
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Anonymous2011-03-25 5:34
and my mom got scared, and said "youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air."
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Anonymous2011-03-25 10:16
mom caught me with my pants down fucking the pooch
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Anonymous2011-03-25 11:19
god caught me fapping once, it blabbing some historical shit, I heard JEWS and bla bla. it really caught me by surprise, still came though.