Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 5:14
Back in the early 90's, I was watching a rap video and going at it when I had this sensation of something being not quite right. I was in a big easy chair with my back to the door so if anyone walked in they couldn't really see what I was doing, but I couldn't see them either without turning around and being obvious. I stealthily put my wang away and buttoned my pants back up, but I couldn't zip them because that zipping sound would have been a dead giveaway to anyone who heard. Finally I turned around and sure enough my dad was sneaking up on me.