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Autism

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 19:54

How come every thread here is filled with aspies and other autistic kids? There's no room for us trolls anymore. Where did they all come from? I go to /b/ and they're there too, and it's like none of them even knows they are! Here's a checklist: If you own a computer that you use to browse message boards with, and you've paid enough attention in english class to be able to spell, you have aspergers. It's that simple. (Myself, I'm typing this off my dick, and squirting it via airplane.)

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 19:56

>>1
If you own a computer that you use to browse message boards with, and you've paid enough attention in english class to be able to spell, you have aspergers.
What about if you fucked off in English class, but then only learned years after you graduated?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 20:03

I have sever autism. So bad in fact I smear my shit on the wall. I don't even type I just shout at my mom and she types for me.

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-05 3:44

Hello i am VIPPER, i am obsessed with VIP QUALITY and autism.
I spend all my days on textboards. Pictures make me get seizures.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 17:44

Hello, I'm autism. I'm every post at /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 23:11

>>5
This.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-10 1:07

>>6
Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-10 1:27

>>7
"white lawn"?  WTF

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-10 1:32

>>8
GOD DAMN WHY IS IT SO UNTHINKABLE TO YOU

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-10 1:48

>>9
Grass is GREEN, GREEN god damn it

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-10 2:10

>>10
Look, the lawn is spiritually pure because it follows the will of the white man.  It grows in the warmth and light of the white family.  When wild Niggers maraud over it, they desecrate the land and bring all that was good to ruin.  The "whiteness" of the lawn is a key illustrative element here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-10 3:25

>>11
what?  lawn?  WTF

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-10 6:34

>>10
The White Man isn't white either but you have no problem with that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-10 7:02

>>13
The ``white'' in ``White Man'' obviously refers to the White race. Grass is not White.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-10 9:24

>>14
8=======================D

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-13 17:08

"white lawn" is -usually- a specific breed of grass tended with precision:
-watered at prudent times and amounts
-fertilized and occasionally chemical tested.
-manicured to a uniform height
-and edged at the perimeter

a non-white lawn is usually:
-eroding or trampled dirt
-crabgrass intermingled with vines, dandelions, clover, other weeds.
-bermuda grass
-abandoned tire rims, rusty bike frames, broken beer and 1/2 pint whiskey bottles, hundreds of cigarette butts,

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-13 18:18

>>16
Your description of a non-white lawn describes many redneck lawndive seen.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 0:32

>>16
white-trash lawn

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 0:47

Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 1:56

>>19
"white lawn"?  WTF

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 17:52

AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 21:57

"check my dubs"? WTF

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-30 22:38

I'm not autistic but I do suffer from schizoid personality disorder. Yes that's right my parents ignored me growing up. Fuck them in the ass I say.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 0:55

>>22
Good Catch.  Catch.

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