Autism

How come every thread here is filled with aspies and other autistic kids? There's no room for us trolls anymore. Where did they all come from? I go to /b/ and they're there too, and it's like none of them even knows they are! Here's a checklist: If you own a computer that you use to browse message boards with, and you've paid enough attention in english class to be able to spell, you have aspergers. It's that simple. (Myself, I'm typing this off my dick, and squirting it via airplane.)

"white lawn" is -usually- a specific breed of grass tended with precision:
-watered at prudent times and amounts
-fertilized and occasionally chemical tested.
-manicured to a uniform height
-and edged at the perimeter

a non-white lawn is usually:
-eroding or trampled dirt
-crabgrass intermingled with vines, dandelions, clover, other weeds.
-bermuda grass
-abandoned tire rims, rusty bike frames, broken beer and 1/2 pint whiskey bottles, hundreds of cigarette butts,