British, US, and other pronunciations

I have found variations with albino, vitamin, urinal, methane, ethane, capillary, patent, and patriot.

Cool.

brits pronounce "zucchini" as "courgette". I've got more, I read up on this weird stuff.

As for actual pronunciations, here's one:
Schedule: sche-dyoole instead of ske-dule.

Maybe if america invented a language, they could decide how to pronounce it.

>>6
Americans fixed that atrocity of a language that you retards took from other languages.

http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/10/british-teen-boys-just-cant-stop-kissing-each-other/

>>7
This from the nation that harbours San Francisco.

>>6
Are you implying england 'invented' a language? And that it hasn't changed to what modern brits speak today? Surely you can't be so ignorant.

NBV

America is not a country is a continent you stupid ass!

Didn't anybody take Human Geography freshman year? Americans have variations of English words because our languages evolved seperately from each other. America was colonized by the British, who then left after we won our independence. As a result we became isolated from each other for three hundred or so years. Since then we came up with our own pronunciations, seperate from British. We also had different vocabularies because of inventions and experiences that happened seperately, like the automobile or the elevator. It is only recently that we have discovered the vast differences of our dialects, because the world has become so much closer.

Not to mention, there are tons of dialects of english. The "modern" one spoken in England isn't even proper English if compared to Elizabethan English.

Are you implying england 'invented' a language?
Yes.
And that it hasn't changed to what modern brits speak today?
Of course i'm not refuting that, to do so would be retarded, as is your decisiont o include it alongside the other argument as though they had anything to do with each other.

>>12
You can say that all you like, but putting a z in teh place of an s in a word is the kind of mistake a fucking child makes. I can't have any respect for the supposeded "spelling" of any nation that does that to the English language.

Oh shit, I shouldn't lecture on this stuff when I'm drunk. Someone get the typo police.

Everybody get down, right now!

>>14
Dialects vary in three ways. Pronunciation, Vocabulary, and Spelling. There is nothing childish of our languages, it is just a regional difference. Quit being so ignorant. I tolerate your spelling and vocabulary differences.

Who cares about the opinion on this subject of an idiot who can't even type the language correctly? Besides, z instead of s and no unnecessary u's just look better.

>>18
At least he got a crack whore pregnant, faggot.

>>19
* leazt

Cant we all just agree that british are just as bad as US dudes.

>>21
No. GOD BLESS AMERIDUBS!

>>21
Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.