pissing the bed after drinking?

This never used to happen to me, but it's been increasing in frequency lately. It first happened 3 years ago, and it happened once again that year. 2 years ago it happened around 4 times, this past year about 8 times. In the past couple months its happened everytime I've drank 8 beers or more before sleeping.

How do I avoid it? I have some tempur-pedic-esque foam on top of my mattress and it's starting to absorb the piss and stink up the place. I should switch to hard alcohol so I am drinking less liquid but that's not nearly as convenient to buy.

I never piss the bed when drinking.
I do sleepwalk and piss in weird places though. lol.

>>1
Take a huge piss before sleeping.

>>2
lol
Get out, really.

>>3
Careful anon, you'll make me cry

>>3
Take a huge piss before sleeping.
I tried this last time to no avail. I guess I'll just have to stay up an hour or so after I finish drinking so I can fully relieve myself.

>>4
I totally hate you when I'm sober. But the drunker I get, the more I like you. Anyways, i plan on  getting ``piss drunk'' tonight (and im already halfway there now). Maybe I'll update this thread tomorrow with whether or not i pissed the bed.

>>1
did you try not being such a huge drunk

>>6
I'm drunk as fuck already man, been drinking for about twelve hours.
Hope you don't piss the bed.

>>6
Hello, L33tUKZj5I

>>9
Wrong

>>10
Yeah, you jumping on my post clearly doesn't prove it.

>>11
I'm reacting.

>>12
Yes, that is a reaction

>>8
I didn't.

>>14
Well, glad to hear it.

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Tape a washing machine hose to your cock and go to sleep. When you piss the bed, it will out of the bed, and into your mom's mouth.

>>18
Back to the imageboards, please

>>20
You mad

Sometimes, I can be.

>>22
Sometimes we all are.