/lounge/ - I wish I was God

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 8:58

Then I would sex Jessica Alba every night.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 8:58

Why would you become God for such short-sighted reasons?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 9:02

>>2
It's just one of the many things I would do.
I would also sex Michelle Trachtenberg, for example.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 9:03

>>3
But that's it? What else would you do besides having sex with celebrities as God?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 9:06

>>4
Well, I supposese I could sex non-celebs, after I'm done with the celebs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 9:11

I'd kill all the Niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 9:20

I would cure >>6 of his irrational hatred.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 9:21

>>5
Well, besides sex. Would you triple the amount of gold in the world? Would you distribute more evenly the wealth around the world so third-world countries and their populations have more of a chance to succeed? Would you dramatically raise the IQ and intelligence level of the average person on the planet so that there's less morons about? I mean, sex sure is nice and all, but there's so much more you can do. The possibilities are endless.

>>6
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 9:22

>>1
Surprise!
We are all God collectively!

Your "want" is only the perception of emptiness,
which is a natural neuro-spiritual sense permitting
an inward flow of reality.

Worry not about the space, but instead, open your heart to
the experience of life, reality,
and the part of God outside of you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 9:35

I would make a special division of tskmen. They would go all around the world and tsk anyone who says "Nigger". Imagine you're with a buddy, sitting on a sofa and watching a game, and you go "We sure showed these Niggers!". Then, from behind the sofa, a man emerges, turns to you, says "tsk" and goes back behind the sofa.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 9:38

>>8
Hmm, I would treat the world as I would treat Jessica Alba: harsh and merciless. I would remove nukes and encourage mass warfare and social darwinism, with the goal of shaping a superior human, an ultimate warrior, through evolution. I would do this to intelligent species all around the universe and then I would pit them against eachother by giving them the means to travel to eachother's worlds. The species that defeats all the other species, I would grant them paradise, and watch over them as I sit on my throne next to my Goddess, Jessica Alba.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-25 10:11

VIPPER is GOD.
VIPPER will bring VIP QUALITY to the world.
All those that stand in the way of VIP QUALITY will become dust.
Bow down to VIPPER.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 13:46

>>10
Fantastic!
I would produce a documentary about the tskmen

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 16:54

Whenever a stupid woman says some stupid bullshit, Max Hardcore would appear with his cock at her head level, and he grabs her head and forces her head back and forth a few times on his cock before disappearing. This would happen a few times on live cable news stations.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 21:36

I wish I was God so I could please everyone at the same time.

Name: Bob 2011-01-25 21:58

>>12
DIE SCUM!

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-26 3:17

>>16
No Bob, you are the scum and then bob was a scum.

Name: Bob 2011-01-26 7:48

>>17
I'm going to avoid using 'no u' in this case.

But please, stop trying to affect anyone's choice of board. It's offending.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-26 8:41

>>18
I dont understand what you are trying to tell me.

Name: Shitfaced John 2011-01-26 8:49

>>19
He's trying to tell you that you're an autistic lout. Which you, being an autistic lout, wouldn't understand.

Name: Bob 2011-01-26 9:41

>>20
No. Well, I'm not sure.

>>19
Kindly don't post things like "VIPPER is GOD." They are offensive to a proper lounging lifestyle.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-26 10:16

>>21
VIPPER is an offense to a proper lounging lifestyle in itself.

Name: Bob 2011-01-26 10:21

>>22
Just what are you insinuating?!

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-26 10:42

>>23
/lounge/rs have been the arch enemies of VIPPER(s) since melenia.

Name: Bob 2011-01-26 11:23

>>24
Can't we put that behind us?

Or subsequently, you can leave.

Your choice, good sir.

Name: Bob 2011-01-26 11:25

>>25
Sorry if that sounds rude.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-26 12:33

>>25
I choose neither.

Name: Bob 2011-01-26 12:40

>>27
Very well.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 13:33

Loungers don't give a fuck about vippers. There is on war.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 13:49

>>29
I think you mean 'There si awar on'

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 3:11

same i would punish all bad ppl.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 3:17

The fuck on

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 4:12

are you tired of incontinence preventing you from playing bridge with your friends like you used to?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 5:34

Why are you throwing women into the lake?

I always wanted to be a broadcaster.

I wish I was God

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