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How do I walk to Los Angeles?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 10:47

I'm trying to figure out how. Apparently it's illegal to walk on the side of highways and all the country side has "no trespassing" signs. America is such a free country.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 11:01

wat
just use the streets with sidewalks

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 12:09

>>1
People walk across the country all the time.

It's not illegal to walk down the side of the road, anus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 13:02

>>1
you can do it, just be ready to get hassled by the cops.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 14:40

The no trespassing signs apply only to niggers, didn't you know?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 15:15

no trespassing is for private property next to the sidewalks, not the sidewalks themselves. sidewalks are a public place

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 15:53

>>4
waht?  Don't people walk across the country all the time in your country?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 20:23

buy a roadbike buttlick

:D

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 23:44

>>8
lol, nice tip, Lloyd Christmas

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 12:53

>>7
uh, no

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 15:28

>>11
Too fat?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 15:39

>>12
Unlike most European countries, the US is more spaced out and the cities aren't as condensed, especially true with Los Angeles and most Californian cities in general. And if you live in a city where public transport isn't sufficiently subsidized and planned out, you're fucked.

Cities on the east coast aren't as bad, but that's probably because most of those cities retain most of their European-style infrastructure planning, especially in the historic districts.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 17:57

Go Greyhound, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 18:18

>>12
mostly

>>13
Friend of mine walked from New Mexico to CA... almost died... also people who are just walking, or who are traveling in a low-tech kind of way, are looked at very suspiciously, and, as mentioned above, hassled by cops.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 18:37

>>13
Don't bother explaining things to them...their intelligence doesn't allow them to grasp any sort of knowledge.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 18:47

>>14
Greyhound might work. I can't vouch for it though, since I've never been on one.

>>15
That's true. Especially since many cities, towns, and municipalities are hurting for cash, and the police forces have been really hounding for money with tickets and such.

>>16
To me, it's worth a try anyway; I used to be pretty ignorant too, but then I learned.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 23:47

Maybe if you wear a T-shirt that says, Walk USA for Autism or something like that.  Anyone who stops you, you ask for money for the cause.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 6:11

The Jews want us to be fat. That is why they made OP's predicament illegal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 12:42

Start walking for liesure and exercise...

and you take a stand against:

   -excessive law enforcement personnel
   -invasion of personal privacy
   -psychotically suspicious neighbors
   -media propaganda
   -media socialization
   -media hypnosis

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 13:55

>>20
funny... wasn't the protagonist of Farenheit 451 in really deep shit for taking a walk?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-03 14:49

Bump

Name: VIPPER 2012-08-03 14:54

>>1
Just moonwalk to los angeles.

Also los angeles is a shithole, why would anyone want to go there?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-03 17:48

Do it anyways. Dress like a construction worker.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-03 21:38

walk the long way and have reversible colors. Now the police might stop you a bit.

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