How do I walk to Los Angeles?

I'm trying to figure out how. Apparently it's illegal to walk on the side of highways and all the country side has "no trespassing" signs. America is such a free country.

Start walking for liesure and exercise...

and you take a stand against:

   -excessive law enforcement personnel
   -invasion of personal privacy
   -psychotically suspicious neighbors
   -media propaganda
   -media socialization
   -media hypnosis