/lounge/ - Names that evoke images of people

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 15:44

Adam: Balding, in his 40s.
Steve: Shirt-wearing, gelled-up gay douchebag.
Robert: A ginger.
Cunningham: A big, muscular Negro, his face constantly frozen between the expressions of indifference and disgust. Probably won't hurt you, but will stare down at you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 16:08

Chad: Some college douche who wears pastel colours
Clive, Nigel, Simon - Englishmen with clear speaking voices

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 18:15

>>2
Clive, Nigel, Simon - English fags who mumble, ramble, and can't properly pronounce words with an -er at the end.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 18:19

Steve sounds more like that flaming gay guy rather then a gelled-up douchebag.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 19:25

>>1
Steve: Shirt-wearing
What?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 19:58

Ashley: Dumb, vapid, materialistic whore.
Melissa: Dumb, vapid, materialistic whore.
Stephanie: Dumb, vapid, materialistic whore.
Michelle: Dumb, vapid, materialistic whore.
Jessica: Dumb, vapid, materialistic whore.
Natalie: Dumb, vapid, materialistic whore.
Courtney: Dumb, vapid, materialistic whore.
Sarah: Dumb, vapid, materialistic whore.
Maria: Dumb, vapid, materialistic whore.
Tyra: Dumb, vapid, materialistic whore.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 20:14

>>6
Now, listen here. Stephanie and Maria were at least good lays.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 21:42

>>5
How many Steves do you know who don't wear shirts? Think about it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 0:42

>>8
I was going to say "one" but then I realized that his name was Stefan.
Poor guy. He didn't make it through the last winter.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 6:20

Hunter: trust fund hipster faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 6:21

>>10
That's not a real name.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 6:32

Wesley: a fatass white kid who wears the same clothing everyday

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 6:33

Thomas: 20 year old neo-nazi loser who gets drunk everyday and has never had a girlfriend

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 6:44

>>11
Sadly, it is.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 7:21

Lyle: bald hick who wears overalls and is good with cars

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 7:23

Elton: skinny white boy who wears cheap glasses and lives with his grandmother

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 7:29

Kyle: a 20-something chino-wearing hipster with a dark and repugnant secret

Name: VIP JANITOR !gKM8B62372!J6e5QKn1LHVk/t5 2011-01-06 7:38

THREAD IS UNORIGINAL!
HERE'S WHY:
FORMAT OF THIS THREAD:
To describe f(x, y₁, y₂, y₃ ... y_n) = z where y_n is the totality of your living experience up to this point, x is a given name, and f(y_n) is a subset of y containing characteristics subjectively associated with x.

IF YOU STILL WISH TO REPLY, PLEASE DO NOT FORGET YOUR SAGE!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 9:52

what do you think a Daniel looks like?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 10:09

>>20
An aspie loser who posts on an anonymous discussion board.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 10:24

>>21
Shit, ya got me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 14:17

>>13
Thomas: 20 year old anus and has never had a girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 18:14

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 18:25

>>24-29
Autist alert.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 21:04

Walter: Fat ass white guy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 21:05

Tyrell: Lazy nigger who hates white people, collects welfare checks, smokes menthol cigarettes, weed, and crack, drinks malt liquor, and thinks he's "hard" because he intimidates white women with this "mad dog" look.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 21:12

>>32: A rude lout who needs to be tsked.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-07 5:20

This Thread: Not VIP QUALITY.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-07 15:48

VIPPER: Imageboard retard.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 4:02

Bump: This post.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 10:55

Juan: Some stupid spic who keeps leaving shit all over the floor. Seriously, fuck you Juan!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 14:27

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 17:16

>>33
fuck you nigger faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 18:05

some of these names are ridiculous. Hunter? Tyrell? Elton? Lyle? What the fuck is this, Pokémon?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 18:34

VIPPER: Autistic fagstorm.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 21:06

Testing

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 21:09

Nate: A pothead who is addicted to porn.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 0:41

Nigel someone who is viewing this thread

Name: Nigel 2011-06-23 0:43

Hi Ali Ahmed. Allah hu akbar

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 1:58

Fuck capacitive screens and the people who like them!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 2:12

Chad: a fag with white shoes and sweater and short pants

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 3:41

Bruno: Skinny, lanky smartass.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 4:48

Blake: a pothead bleachblond snowboarder

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 8:58

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 9:00

Ruckus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 9:00

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 9:02

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 9:03

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 9:04

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 9:06

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 11:49

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 0:45

What about Peter?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 1:25

>>58
Pussy loser who will start hiding away in his house after 25 so nobody observes the worthless failure his life has evolved into. Will die alone, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 2:00

>>59
Jeepers, a little personal, don't you think?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 2:01

>>60
Nope, that is literally every Peter I have ever met/thought of. I haven't actually met any, per say, but you get the idea.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 2:31

Cool, do Brian now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 3:31

Tammy, Betty Sue, Cletus, Bubba: Typical Americans.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 3:59

>>61
I agree. Just think of how odd the phrase "Hi, I'm Peter and this is my girlfriend/wife so-and-so" sounds.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 4:13

>>62
Fucking Brian.
Do Dan now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 4:20

>>59

Are you a wizard?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 4:23

Dan: blathers about personal responsibility while maintaining decades-long coke habit and is an angry drunk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 4:38

>>67
Shit, you got me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 4:38

Brian: shaggy hair, scruffy facial hair, drinks cheap beer and believes in God

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