Names that evoke images of people

Adam: Balding, in his 40s.
Steve: Shirt-wearing, gelled-up gay douchebag.
Robert: A ginger.
Cunningham: A big, muscular Negro, his face constantly frozen between the expressions of indifference and disgust. Probably won't hurt you, but will stare down at you.

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Pussy loser who will start hiding away in his house after 25 so nobody observes the worthless failure his life has evolved into. Will die alone, of course.