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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 5:23

At the beginning of Empire, how cone Luke doesn't detect the Wampa with his scanner? I mean, he just gets done telling Echo Base he doesn't detect any lifeforms when it attacks him.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 5:24

The Wampa had haxed his scanner.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 6:37

Wampa had special hair spray

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 6:40

I had some old Star Wurrs VHS tapes

I should either throw them out or shit on them, not sure which

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 6:43

>>4
they are very valuable someday

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 7:57

>>5
who the fuck wants vhs tapes?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 8:17

>>6
Star Wars fans when they're the only cuts left that Lucas hasn't bastardized.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 17:54

>>5,7
Get the laserdisc rips, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 19:58

>>8
bro
Back to the imageboards, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 20:58

>>9
I'm not you're bro, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 0:53

>>8
The 1997 editions are the best. The only bad changes were Greedo shooting first (which is minor) and the end of ROTJ (which is ok, just not as good as the original). Everything else was cool.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 1:48

>>11
Agreed. Though, visually, I do like the end of ROTJ in the 1997 edition better. The ending music in the original 1983 version is better though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 3:25

>>11,12
I grew up with the 97 tapes and I just watched the original ROTJ ending on YouTube for the first tome. The music for the 97 edition is better. The only reason you could think "yub nub" is awesome is nostalgia.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 4:22

Luke what does the scouter say about the Wampa's power level ?!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 4:23

1. What is Yub Nub ?
2. What is the difference in ending for ROTJ ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 4:28

>>15
1983: "Yub Nub" Ewok song
1997: New orchestral piece by John Williams, plus scenes of partying on Coruscant and other planets
2005: Same as 1997 but with Hayden Christiansen replacing Sebastien Shaw as Anakin's force ghost

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 9:51

i liked the original jaba the hut scene sounds like the thing was singing he's my woman lol the other changes were not bad tho the jabba scene in new hope was actual a original clip he cut because there wasn't time/money to do it so that is meant to be there i guess, but then you watch the new ones and the old ones are like low teak but the old ones still rock!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 15:07

>>17
Yeah, I like the jabba scene in ANH, too. I never noticed this until yesterday, but at the end of that scene Han says "you're a wonderful human being, jabba." I guess because jabba was a human when they filmed it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:14

wasn't there a lawsuit with Sebastien Shaw's family suing Lucas for replacing him with Hayden Christensen? then Hayden was like i didn't know he was going do that lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:21

>>19
I hope so. Hayden's ghost looks like a child molester.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:22

>>19
If not, there should have been. The most awful change Lucas ever made.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:27

is Lucas going redo the hole scene where Luke takes off his father's mask as well lol I mean it makes no sense to replace Sebastien with Hayden in one scene and not the others they should have keep it maybe its like Anakin grown up version i mean leave it alone then Lucas is all talking about 3d all 6 movies why not come out with more volumes instead?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:30

>>22
hole
* whole
As for the rest, it's ridiculous, he should have just kept Sebastien, especially since he died back in '94. It's just the respectful thing to do.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:34

>>22
No more volumes, unless they are written and directed by someone other than George. Let him keep "remastering" his old movies, I'll just not watch them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:36

it would be like replacing Sir Alex Guinness with Ewan Mcgregor in rotj at the last scene i agree tho very dis respectable then those stupid clone wars cartoon with non of the voices of the original characters its not enjoyable heck if Seth Green can get the original characters why can't Lucas lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:43

The only good re-release was the 1997 Special Edition on VHS. Instead of screwing everything up with the DVD releases. The only thing that should have been added to the 2005 edition was the extended ending sequence in ROTJ, the only things were unnecessary.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:47

>>26
on VHS
Did they have a widescreen VHS release? My tapes are pan and scan, it sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:55

>>27
Did they have a widescreen VHS release? My tapes are pan and scan, it sucks.
That's a good question. Mine are also pan and scan. :/

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 19:09

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FACT #2: Throughout 6,000 years of recorded history, the Black African Negro has invented nothing. Not a written language, weaved cloth, a calendar, a plow, a road, a bridge, a railway, a ship, a system of measurement, or even the wheel. (Note: This is in reference to the pure-blooded Negro.) He is not known to have ever cultivated a single crop or domesticated a single animal for his own use (although many powerful and docile beasts abounded around him.) His only known means of transporting goods was on the top of his hard burry head. For shelter he never progressed beyond the common mud hut, the construction of which a beaver or muskrat is capable.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 19:12

>>29
Mace Windu was the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy behind Yoda.

And Lando Calrissian took out the second Death Star.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 19:17

wasn't the jedi council just yoda and mace lol since the others really don't talk or anything

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 19:40

>>30
Mace Windu got owned by Darth Sidious and don't even act like he won only because of Anakin's interference.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 19:56

>>32
Lando still took out that second Death Star, son. Yeah. Even though he got a little help from Wedge.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 20:19

>>33
And Ewoks, don't forget them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 21:05

I remember renting Phantom Menace from Blockbuster when I was ten.  It was so boring that I went to take a shit in the middle and didn't even bother to pause it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 21:27

>>35
That's the worst movie by far. Its just the background story on the background story.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 22:27

Star wars is for kids. Grow the fuck up, losers!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 2:00

I saw Phantom Menace TWICE in theaters when it came out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 5:36

I went to see Star Wars once. I think I contracted autism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 5:49

ITT we make elementary analyses about a science fiction series because apparently that's what nerds do, right?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 6:03

>>40
But that isn't what's ITT.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 10:34

37-only boring people dont like star wars

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 11:21

>>42
You mean "non-autistic''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 11:44

>>40,43
Let me guess: you think watching burly dudes throw a ball back and forth for 3 hours is the pinnacle of entertainment.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 12:58

>>44
No, that's gay. Everything on the TV is either autistic, gay, or retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 17:09

>>45
Everything on the TV is either autistic, gay, or retarded.
PREACH IT

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 17:29

>>45
this is definitly almost truth. maybe totally, but let me just think of any examples that don't fit

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 18:25

>>47
Sex in the City

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 21:04

Just watched Attack of the Clones, it's actually not bad.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-07 5:21

Not VIP QUALITY.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 7:37

48-sex and the city is some lesbians sad attempt of a show all the lady's are ugly and i thought this was about star wars not stupid t.v. which is because no one in Hollywood has any talent or imagination they just reuse classics and call it a day,
that's why a remake star wars would suck.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-19 2:36

In a Galaxy Far Far Away : http://www.arethemost.com/2013/02/1080.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-19 5:56

>>4
People would buy the shit out of original star wars tapes. I've never even seen the ORIGINAL orginal star wars movie because Lucas fucks with it all the time. And I'm a huge fucking star wars fan. EU too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-19 11:29

Name: >:( 2013-05-20 10:25

Aside from Harrison Ford, most of the actors who are in these stupid movies are crazy ass buffoons.

Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-05-20 11:09

>>55
Hey JarJar Binks, bin the attitude.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 18:35

The Sith were victims of terrorism.

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