Why isn't it socially acceptable to

walk on all fours? It's extremely slippery outside now and I see people slip and fall constantly. This could be prevented by walking on all fours, which would reduce accidents with injuries  and thus be beneficial to our economy. But no, if you don't walk upright in weather conditions where you can barely stand still upright, they call you "weird" or "look at that crazy guy".

Are you a furry?

>>2
Absolutely not, although after giving it some thought, wearing a fur costume could keep you warm and your working clothes clean.

>>3
as long as it doesn't look like an animal, and you don't pretend to be an animal or hump other people in fursuits, then I guess it would be reasonable

wearing a warm, fuzzy suit is not the same as being a furry