Why isn't it socially acceptable to

walk on all fours? It's extremely slippery outside now and I see people slip and fall constantly. This could be prevented by walking on all fours, which would reduce accidents with injuries  and thus be beneficial to our economy. But no, if you don't walk upright in weather conditions where you can barely stand still upright, they call you "weird" or "look at that crazy guy".

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Absolutely not, although after giving it some thought, wearing a fur costume could keep you warm and your working clothes clean.