It's mind boggling. When you put on a bicycle helmet, you look like a fag. No other type of helmet has that powerfully queering effect. Has anyone researched the factors?
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Anonymous2010-11-11 5:02
Has anyone researched the factors?
Sounds like you're really stupid, dude...
Ofcourse, if you don't wear a bicycle helmet and you fall, your head might end up looking like hello.jpg which is 100x gayer than the helmet itself.
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Anonymous2010-11-11 5:21
>>4
What if I am not on a bicycle? If you stand inside a house and put on the helmet, you still look like a fag.
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Anonymous2010-11-11 8:37
>>5
A phallic chandelier could fall on your head and penetrate your skull. That would be hella gay.
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Anonymous2010-11-11 10:43
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Homophobe!
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Anonymous2010-11-11 13:38
>>6
But if you wear any other kind of helmet, you don't turn into a fag in the eyes of the others. The issue is not head protection; the issue is the queerification power of the bicycle helmets. What is it about these particular helmets?
>>7
maybe a little, but that's neither here nor there as far as the gayness inherent in the bicycle helmets goes
Wear a football helmet when you ride your bike. Problem solved.
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Anonymous2010-11-11 20:30
>>9
a helpful suggestion, though I am still curious about the bicycle helmet phenomenon regardless.
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Anonymous2010-11-11 20:49
>>10
Bicycle helmets make you look like a fag because fags wear them, it's not that complicated. Why do jew hats make you look like a jew? Why does a prison jumpsuit make you look like a nigger?
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Anonymous2010-11-12 0:53
>>11
RUDE and nonsensical. Many USA feetballers are fags, but they wear different helmets that don't make them look like fags.
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Anonymous2010-11-12 1:26
Many USA feetballers are fags[citation needed]
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Anonymous2010-11-12 3:32
>>13
look how they dance when they make a touchdown