how do bicycle helmets turn you fag

It's mind boggling.  When you put on a bicycle helmet, you look like a fag.  No other type of helmet has that powerfully queering effect.  Has anyone researched the factors?

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Bicycle helmets make you look like a fag because fags wear them, it's not that complicated. Why do jew hats make you look like a jew? Why does a prison jumpsuit make you look like a nigger?