A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban".
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Texan voice calls out again "One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them."
>>4
Hey that wasn't a bad joke.
I take it you're American and your media hasn't told you about the almighty fuckup where some of your soldiers blew up a hostage with a grenade recently.
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Anonymous2010-10-18 20:33
What was Ted Bundy's last job?
Conductor
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Anonymous2010-10-18 22:26
>>6
the US media is too busy masturbating over the shitheads running for office, and some of them are the same people, ducking in and out of media, politics, lobbying, and running corporations. You know they have national elections every two god damn years? That would drive good people to drink.
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Anonymous2010-10-19 9:22
You want to hear a good joke.. Niggers and jews..
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Anonymous2010-10-19 14:43
>>9
Your Tourette's medication is wearing off, son.
>>8
I'd give you an 3/10, not much effort was made. Try harder.
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Anonymous2010-10-19 18:01
>>11
I can vouch for >>8. He's not trolling, the US media could really give two shits about a military cock-up some 4,000 miles away.
I live in New Jersey, and I hear constant radio and television ads for a bunch of hacks like Carl Paladino, Andrew Cuomo, Kirsten Gillibrand, Dick Blumenthal, Linda McMahon, etc. all trying to present themselves as Little Goody Two-Shoes in a completely corrupt and broken cesspool of a system of government. Barely a word is ever mentioned about what >>6 said or this week's latest predator drone strike on quote "suspected" terrorists.
I personally wouldn't even give the media the grade you gave >>8 a 3/10 is too high a number for them.
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Anonymous2010-10-19 18:43
>>12
You can troll with facts. Just because what >>8 said is true doesn't mean he's not trolling.
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Anonymous2010-10-19 23:49
>>13
oh that's rich, trolling by making a truthful and serious post -- is that a metatroll or something
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Anonymous2010-10-20 0:00
>>14
There's no meta in >>8 's trolling, but there's so much metatrolling and metametatrolling in the subsequent replies it's making my head hurt. I think I just trolled myself.
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Anonymous2010-10-20 2:39
Also, Mitt Romney wrote a book called No Apology because in the US, you never say you did something wrong because then um... so anyway the voters hate you if you make an apology because I think in the US, the voters are assholes. That's why Mitt wrote the book, as signal to these voters that he'll blow shit up all over, fuck 'em all, no apology because if you believe you are right, then you are right even when you fuck up unbelievably bad (but don't ever call it a fuck up either or else)
I met a visiting prhofessor from Egypt at Hong Kong airhport. We had frhee time, so we have lunch. He orhder fish-and-chip. They no give it to him! He ask why, they say he put on no-fry list!
two fags are blowing each other on the front lawn
of the white house, one says goddamn your cock is so
hard and juicy, the second says your cock is big and
it cums a lot, obama comes in and says hi guys im a nigger