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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 10:54

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban".

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out "One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban".

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Texan voice calls out again "One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban".

The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them."

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 18:01

>>11
I can vouch for >>8. He's not trolling, the US media could really give two shits about a military cock-up some 4,000 miles away.

I live in New Jersey, and I hear constant radio and television ads for a bunch of hacks like Carl Paladino, Andrew Cuomo, Kirsten Gillibrand, Dick Blumenthal, Linda McMahon, etc. all trying to present themselves as Little Goody Two-Shoes in a completely corrupt and broken cesspool of a system of government. Barely a word is ever mentioned about what >>6 said or this week's latest predator drone strike on quote "suspected" terrorists.

I personally wouldn't even give the media the grade you gave >>8 a 3/10 is too high a number for them.

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