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Going to companies all day until I get a job

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 6:10

I am 18 and desperately need a job, but cannot get one because I am unable to try hard enough.

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-30 7:02

>>1
I know that all to well.

Name: jew 2010-10-01 1:10

I have a bunch of holes randomly around the house (about the size of a rubics cube). It is a plaster board house. I don't won't go and replaster it cause it wiill  look ugly. What are some things i can do to make use of the holes so that they add value to the home, rather than devalue them? One idea is to have a smalll safe in the walll built, what are some others (there are many, many holes)

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 2:33

You can make it up as a haunted house, and charge kids to wander around in it all October.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 21:06

I'm an 18 year old too, but can't get one because I don't know how to get a fucking resume!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-02 1:49

Work for crush40, they have excellent benefits.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 15:51

So did it work ou for you, >>1-kun?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 16:04

8..

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 16:04

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 16:05

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 16:05

doubles get!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 15:48

>>1
Should of made this thread over at minichan. Too much shitposting hear and not good grammer neither.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 16:00

>>12
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 23:13

OP here. It did work. i now work as an administrator for a company that processes loyalty/reward programs. The trick is to lie on your resume and wait to find a company that can't be bothered following up on your lies. My resume was taken off a template site with only the name changed and I got the job. Simple. Don't bother with companies that ask for references or other lame bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 6:48

>>14
I can vouch for this they almost never check the references as long you aren't a criminal

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 7:56

>>15
I have a record for assault :(

But if I'm already lying about my qualifications then surely I can say I've never been arrested and convicted before too, right?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 14:17

>>16
make a clever joke out of it.  "yes, I assaulted a peanut.  Salt peanut.  get it?  Salt?"

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 16:53

>>17
get it
No, please elaborate.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 17:04

>>18
You admit you killed and ate someone, but say it was really just a plant.  No cause for concern, Mr. Employer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 22:58

I personally recommend growing mushrooms of the psychedelic variety. It costs almost nothing to make them, and they only take two months to grow, then once you have the mushrooms, sell them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 23:13

>>19
I'm not sure I understand. Please explain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-11 1:49

>>21
Assault?  A salt and buttery?  Butternut squares?  Here, have one.

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