Going to companies all day until I get a job

I am 18 and desperately need a job, but cannot get one because I am unable to try hard enough.

OP here. It did work. i now work as an administrator for a company that processes loyalty/reward programs. The trick is to lie on your resume and wait to find a company that can't be bothered following up on your lies. My resume was taken off a template site with only the name changed and I got the job. Simple. Don't bother with companies that ask for references or other lame bullshit.