joke thread

Three guys are walking down the street; two walk into a bar, and the third one ducked.

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Lol, first I read that as "they could meet the quota if only they had some fleshlights."

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.
He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city. but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."

His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"