/lounge/ - How to fix your girlfriend:

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 9:42

Problem:
Your gf is asking you to do something in her place. You suspect that she might mistake you for her bitch.

Solution:
Say you'll do it for the price of a hug (BEFORE you do what she asks).
If she refuses, beat her up to put her back in her place.

If you're still having trouble, contact Microsoft support.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 10:53

Hug? Maybe you're a pansy?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-15 11:02

My woman knows to offer blow jobs, fuck this hugs business.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 11:06

Girlfriend needs to shut the fuck up and give blowjob.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 11:48

Lol, this thread is full of fail, call me at 757-513-2599 and I will explain why.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 11:50

Lol, this thread is full of fail, call me at 757-513-2599 and I will explain why.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 15:58

>>3
Fuck off, homo.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-17 0:23

>>7
Seriously, take a good look at yourself. I'd say your Aspbergers goes beyond the moderate-to-severe level and shades into true clinical autism. We are talking near-rainman levels here.
Seek help. I mean this most sincerely, and without the slightest degree of snark.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 1:38

And now it's time to ignore the fag spammer known as "L33t". He won't be missed.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-17 2:02

>>9
Way to miss the point, clowndick.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 2:08

I approve to OP, good idea i say

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 2:16

>>10
Fuck off, homo.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-17 13:46

>>12
Seriously, take a good look at yourself. I'd say your Aspbergers goes beyond the moderate-to-severe level and shades into true clinical autism. We are talking near-rainman levels here.
Seek help. I mean this most sincerely, and without the slightest degree of snark.

Name: Lord Scrutiny 2010-09-18 11:57

Everybody knows the best way to keep your woman in line is to brutaly rape and sodomize her over and over again till she does what you tell her.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 16:10

>>13
Fuck off, homo.

How to fix your girlfriend:

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 9:42

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 10:53

3 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-15 11:02

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 11:06

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 11:48

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 11:50

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 15:58

8 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-17 0:23

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 1:38

10 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-17 2:02

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 2:08

12 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 2:16

13 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-17 13:46

14 Name: Lord Scrutiny 2010-09-18 11:57

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 16:10