How to fix your girlfriend:

Problem:
Your gf is asking you to do something in her place. You suspect that she might mistake you for her bitch.

Solution:
Say you'll do it for the price of a hug (BEFORE you do what she asks).
If she refuses, beat her up to put her back in her place.

If you're still having trouble, contact Microsoft support.

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Seriously, take a good look at yourself. I'd say your Aspbergers goes beyond the moderate-to-severe level and shades into true clinical autism. We are talking near-rainman levels here.
Seek help. I mean this most sincerely, and without the slightest degree of snark.