/lounge/ - I have hemorrhoids

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 0:06

Fuck

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 0:31

Another one of these "blah, blah, I think/know something has happened, and [expletive]" threads? (See http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1280248615) Okay, how could that happen? Details, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 1:20

>>1
I have successfully put them at bay with Tucks brand hole wipes. It takes a while to get used to jamming it up and around in there to clean it all out, though it feels refreshing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 5:17

I had an hemorrhoid once. I knocked him on the head with my shovel and buried him alive in my backyard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 5:18

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 5:26

>>4
Or was that a homo? I forget.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 10:11

>>1
sorry to hear that.

Name: Bob 2010-08-13 10:16

>>6
You buried your dad alive in your backyard?

Name: Bob 2010-08-13 10:53

>>8
Imposter you are

Name: Bob 2010-08-13 11:11

>>9
Imposter you are

Name: Bon 2010-08-13 11:20

>>10
Ok

Name: Bob 2010-08-13 13:44

>>11
Hey Bonnie how are you?

Name: Bob 2010-08-13 13:48

>>10
You, good sir, are the imposter!

Name: Bob 2010-08-13 14:52

>>13
don't lie, you don't leave your basement or put down the cheez-its you are currently eating.
fag.

Name: Bob 2010-08-13 19:13

You sir have proven yourself to be the imposter. I am never that rude.

And to answer your question, my house does not have a basement, nor do I eat cheez-its, I eat chicken.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 21:17

Every house in the land should have secret tunnels.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 13:00

>>16
That wouldn't be a good idea. I mean, did you ever see that episode of King of the Hill when Dale was digging a tunnel under Hank's house and when Hank walked on his kitchen floor, it collapsed because Dale used the floor joists to prop up his newly made tunnel? Yeah, terrible idea.

I have hemorrhoids

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 0:06

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 0:31

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 1:20

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 5:17

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 5:18

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 5:26

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 10:11

8 Name: Bob 2010-08-13 10:16

9 Name: Bob 2010-08-13 10:53

10 Name: Bob 2010-08-13 11:11

11 Name: Bon 2010-08-13 11:20

12 Name: Bob 2010-08-13 13:44

13 Name: Bob 2010-08-13 13:48

14 Name: Bob 2010-08-13 14:52

15 Name: Bob 2010-08-13 19:13

16 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 21:17

17 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 13:00