/lounge/ - I think my girlfriend is pregnant.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 12:36

Fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 12:50

>>1
that'll give you 2 problems

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 13:01

Now you have 3 problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 13:02

This problem number 4, just letting you know that it's worse than you think!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 13:11

Got 99 problems and my bitches son is one

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 13:55

ABORT IT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 14:33

>>1
who fucked her?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 14:39

>>7
redcream

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 14:41

>>8
BALLS! RedCream is a fa.ggot and fucks only males!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 17:29

The progeny is mine assholes. We're not going to abort it either.

Name: big dick george 2010-07-27 19:26

>>7
it might be me who fuck!
to test
talk into vagina
if hear back, it me!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 22:26

>>10
Are you going to have sex with it too?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 22:31

>>12
http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 22:54

>>1
So explain in more detail about your girlfriend. Did you fuck here without a condom? Is she of the promiscuous persuasion wherein she would or could have other sexual partners besides the one she's supposedly committed to? Is it some kind of fluke of the standard pregnancy test? You didn't exactly provide us with much information besides an expletive in the body of your text. Shiitchan can handle more than five characters you know!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 10:06

>>14
Yes I fucked her without a condom. No, I don't believe she has slept with anyone else.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 10:41

>>15
Yes I fucked her without a condom. No, I don't believe she has slept with anyone else.
Please be patient.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 12:09

Why be patient?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 13:14

>>17
mental patient

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 14:29

>>15
by slept, you mean fucked? or did you fuck her when she was unconscious?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 15:12

>>19
Very funny.
I wonder what the fuck I'm gonna do. I don't have a job.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 15:27

>>20
install plan 9

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 18:25

I already have Ubuntu 9.10, Ubuntu 10.4, windows xp and windows seven installed on various machines. I don't think installing plan 9 is going to solve anything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 18:56

>>22
Ubuntu
installed on various machines

Fucking loser nerd! Dude, really, get a life.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 20:47

>>22
Neckbeard neckbeard!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 23:50

Neckbeard and proud motherfuckers.
Hopefully linux will gain marketshare, then I can put these skills to use doing *sigh* tech support. Server admin jobs are fucking rare.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 23:53

I have Swahili 5.3 on my electric coconut

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 0:10

>>26

Sounds expensive.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 0:40

>>27

Boooooo!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 20:47

I can hire you to be a drone in my secret island headquarters but i can only pay you $5/hr.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 21:01

>>29
Will I be doing server admin? Will there be a health plan?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 15:31

>>22
Ubanto is a distribution for kids.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 20:23

My girlfriend is not pregnant. I am unhappy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 23:28

>>31
I've used nearly every flavour of linux under the sun and all the BSD's too. I've used linux for eight years. I'm allowed to choose Ubuntu if I want. ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 23:33

Ubuntu is only a distribution for kids if you don't already know the terminal. DEAL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-30 23:46

Im a girl and I like pretty boys in my hair and i like to kiss all the boys.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 1:57

Microsoft BASIC FTW!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 2:25

>>33
Rocket scientist or nerd. I'm guessing nerd.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 3:21

>>33
Hello, /prog/ poster IHBT

Name: Octopus 2010-07-31 4:35

It's a girl!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 10:06

>>37
Nerd I suppose.
>>38
I don't really go on /prog/ very much.

Name: Youme 2010-08-10 3:17

Congrats

I think my girlfriend is pregnant.

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 12:36

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 12:50

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39 Name: Octopus 2010-07-31 4:35

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41 Name: Youme 2010-08-10 3:17