Deep question

You are in your family's computer room looking at the worst porno ever put on the internet. I'm talking midgets fucking horses fucking black men fucking asian women shitting on plates and eating it bad.

You and one (or both) of your parents are home. You are in the middle of the video. The porno is at its hottest moment, and you are fapping away feverishly You pants are around your ankles, and, should someone come down the hall, you only have time to hide:

a) your penis/vagina
b) your porn.

I can't stress enough how vicious this porno is either. It's not really funny, but it's pure unadulterated sex. Anyone coming into the room would know instantly that this isn't a pop up, or a random link that your buddy sends you: this is the kind of porn that one digs through the very under belly of the internet to find. The kind of dark places that 4chaners only have the courage to venture.

You hear a creaking sound that means that someone is coming down the hall to the only room that it leads to: the computer room. If they open the door, they'll have a full view of both your (covered/uncovered) lap, and your (blank/jizz filled) pc screen.

What do you hide? YOU ONLY HAVE TIME TO HIDE ONE.

Your penis or your porno?

fail. GTFO

lrn2 lock doors

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your penis/vagina
Girls? On /lounge/? What are you thinking!

vaginas are already hidden.  they don't peak up over your belly button

I've been crushing on Eve for a while now, and it's tearing me apart. It's all so simple in my head, how we can be together, how we make each other happy, but I know I'll never have that. Even if I was someone else, a far better man, there'd still be no guarantee I could make her mine. She's so out of my league, so out of my reach that I may as well be on another planet. I'm going to die never having felt the touch of her skin on mine. And it's too much to take.

I fap while my family is in the same room...they don't like it too much so they turn away. The thought of them in the same room is what makes the video so much hotter! And just when I'm about to cum I scream out something ridiculous. God I love being a woman.

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