Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 16:22
You are in your family's computer room looking at the worst porno ever put on the internet. I'm talking midgets fucking horses fucking black men fucking asian women shitting on plates and eating it bad.
You and one (or both) of your parents are home. You are in the middle of the video. The porno is at its hottest moment, and you are fapping away feverishly You pants are around your ankles, and, should someone come down the hall, you only have time to hide:
a) your penis/vagina
b) your porn.
I can't stress enough how vicious this porno is either. It's not really funny, but it's pure unadulterated sex. Anyone coming into the room would know instantly that this isn't a pop up, or a random link that your buddy sends you: this is the kind of porn that one digs through the very under belly of the internet to find. The kind of dark places that 4chaners only have the courage to venture.
You hear a creaking sound that means that someone is coming down the hall to the only room that it leads to: the computer room. If they open the door, they'll have a full view of both your (covered/uncovered) lap, and your (blank/jizz filled) pc screen.
What do you hide? YOU ONLY HAVE TIME TO HIDE ONE.
Your penis or your porno?
You and one (or both) of your parents are home. You are in the middle of the video. The porno is at its hottest moment, and you are fapping away feverishly You pants are around your ankles, and, should someone come down the hall, you only have time to hide:
a) your penis/vagina
b) your porn.
I can't stress enough how vicious this porno is either. It's not really funny, but it's pure unadulterated sex. Anyone coming into the room would know instantly that this isn't a pop up, or a random link that your buddy sends you: this is the kind of porn that one digs through the very under belly of the internet to find. The kind of dark places that 4chaners only have the courage to venture.
You hear a creaking sound that means that someone is coming down the hall to the only room that it leads to: the computer room. If they open the door, they'll have a full view of both your (covered/uncovered) lap, and your (blank/jizz filled) pc screen.
What do you hide? YOU ONLY HAVE TIME TO HIDE ONE.
Your penis or your porno?