piss in my hole

So I (kinda?) peed on my ass hole. I really really had to take a dump, so I go in and plummeted out what literally looked like a tree bark. Luckily no water splash. Now it turns out I was full of urine as well, as I took a piss for what seemed to be the next minute or so. Next thing I know i'm releasing the rest of that tree bark up my ass, into the deep golden colored urine below.

Lucky me, a perfect ball wad of water and piss (mostly piss, I think) directly splashes into my unclenched wide open ass hole. It stung so bad I bit my tongue (which happened to bleed), and of course the first thing I did was unroll a whole lot of toilet paper into my butt, which also stung. I still feel it when I clench my anus, i'm not sure if I should go to a doctor or wait it out.

Am I alone on this one, /lounge/ ?

You're fucked up. Piss is harmless to the anus.

Try this: Expose your anus. Take an air freshener spray and press it slightly, so just a little high-pressure mist comes out. Channel the mist into your anus. Enjoy frigid anus.

Oh wow, my bf pees in my butt all the time. It never hurts, and  when I pee in his he never complains. Maybe your a idiot or just have messed up anal cavity.

>>4
Maybe your gay.

>>1
Well your doctor would probably just belly-laugh at you.

>>7
as opposed to what other type of laugh?

>>8
anus-laugh

Anus-laugh? Im having that, thats meme-worthy

Hemeroids my friend.  Get some preperation H