Name: Anonymous 2010-07-05 13:19
So I (kinda?) peed on my ass hole. I really really had to take a dump, so I go in and plummeted out what literally looked like a tree bark. Luckily no water splash. Now it turns out I was full of urine as well, as I took a piss for what seemed to be the next minute or so. Next thing I know i'm releasing the rest of that tree bark up my ass, into the deep golden colored urine below.
Lucky me, a perfect ball wad of water and piss (mostly piss, I think) directly splashes into my unclenched wide open ass hole. It stung so bad I bit my tongue (which happened to bleed), and of course the first thing I did was unroll a whole lot of toilet paper into my butt, which also stung. I still feel it when I clench my anus, i'm not sure if I should go to a doctor or wait it out.
Am I alone on this one, /lounge/ ?
Lucky me, a perfect ball wad of water and piss (mostly piss, I think) directly splashes into my unclenched wide open ass hole. It stung so bad I bit my tongue (which happened to bleed), and of course the first thing I did was unroll a whole lot of toilet paper into my butt, which also stung. I still feel it when I clench my anus, i'm not sure if I should go to a doctor or wait it out.
Am I alone on this one, /lounge/ ?