bible joke

These door to door bible thumpers said I was going to hell. Too bad I don't believe in hell...the joke is on them.

I had a few Jehovah's Witness guys walk up to me when I was in my car a few weeks ago and I told them I couldn’t talk at the moment but one of them gave me his cell phone number and said that they would meet me some place whenever I had the time and we could talk. That was a few weeks ago but TBH and I have been kind of busy lately but I when I have the time I fully intend on calling and meeting these guys. I think that it could be a fun conversation. I would like to know what their thoughts are on a lot of things and then I will tell them what I think as well.


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>>2
That's about the sorriest excuse for a infomercial I've ever had the displeasure of reading. Thank you for my misery.

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Greenpeace Girl: "Hello, do you have a minute to sign our petition?"
Me: "Can you spare a quarter so I can get a cup of coffee at Starbucks?"
GG: "You can't get a cup of coffee at Starbucks for a quarter."
Me: "You go to Starbucks? Did you know they mistreat animals when they test their products?"
GG: "No, they don't, my friend works there, blah, blah, blah, ..."
Me: "OK, then give me the quarter."


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I have a Mormon story too. These two 40 year old and 20ish women came to my door with a bible in their hand once. The young one was a smoking hot blonde. I invited them into my house immediately and asked them to sit with me at my dining table. I told them to make their pitch while I rolled one. They start going on about what they do, why they are here, etc. I pull out a big bag of weed and start busting up some herb. They catch a wiff while I'm doing it, and they start looking concerned, but then continue with their pitch. After I finish rolling a gagger, I put it to my lips and light it while they talk about Jesus. I take a big haul, blow the smoke in their faces and they proceed to run, not walk fast, not jog, RUN out the front door. Good times.

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boku no bibletoads

So, a priest and a rabbi are at a wedding. The priest looks over and sees a boy bending over and says to the rabbi, "Boy, I'd like to take him right now!" And the rabbi says, "For what?"

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>>4
that's a piss-poor example of persuasion.

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Wait, now this thing is talking to itself?

>>1
Religious fundamentalism is just as bad as militant atheism.

>>10
I think it's a pedo so I'm not shocked that it would be schizo too.