bible joke

These door to door bible thumpers said I was going to hell. Too bad I don't believe in hell...the joke is on them.

Greenpeace Girl: "Hello, do you have a minute to sign our petition?"
Me: "Can you spare a quarter so I can get a cup of coffee at Starbucks?"
GG: "You can't get a cup of coffee at Starbucks for a quarter."
Me: "You go to Starbucks? Did you know they mistreat animals when they test their products?"
GG: "No, they don't, my friend works there, blah, blah, blah, ..."
Me: "OK, then give me the quarter."


:/