I want to write a book

I want to write a book but I have never read a book to the end before and have the grammar of a middle schooler. I also don't know what to write about. HELP

Start by failing.

Then, get the fuck out.

>>2
How do I fail?

I want to write a book
I have never read a book to the end
I have the grammar of a middle schooler
I also don't know what to write about

What part of FAIL do you not recognise?

>>4
What should I do?

Start by a synopsis of your book.

>>4
I want to write a book[o]
I have never read a book to the end[o]
I have the grammar of a middle schooler
I also don't know what to write about

Please use proper quoting!

>>7
He did.  Stop being an absurd failure.

write book about my penis!
all women in world will want to read it!! it will be best sold in all of world!! maybe i will even let you watch and handfuck while i destroy cunt!!!

I think you just answered your own question.

don't know how to write a book. Learn.
don't know what to write about. Inquire.
have grammar of middle schooler. Learn better grammar.

It's that simple. What's the problem?

:/

if there's is a novel you desperately want to read but you can't find it because it doesn't exist, you have a responsibility to write it.

>>9
will it be a pop-up book

>>12
I love pop-up books. :3

:/

>>13
It's MORE LIEKly that you like pop-up cocks.

>>14
lol, you DO realize that cocks were only mentioned by you, right? Does that mean you have pop-up cocks on the brain, dear RedCream?

You're closet queerphilia is showing.

:/

>>15
well you are in for a treat, for Mr. Cream is world renowned for his grand bathhouse.

>I want to write a book but I have never read a book to the end before
most authors have neither.
have the grammar of a middle schooler.
thats OK, you can always pay someone to fix it for you.
I also don't know what to write about. HELP
well that is a problem, maybe find something that hasnt been writen about yet.

>>16
I have a phobia of baths and showers. Do not want.

:/

>>well that is a problem, maybe find something that hasnt been writen about yet.

yeah, good luck with that one. 9 times out of 10 it's a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy, etc.
How many times have people rewritten the bible? How many different variations are there out there? How many self-help books are spawned from the bible which include various texts and proverbs from the bible?
It won't matter what you write, it matters HOW you write it.
Any ol hack job can write a book an publish it, but who would read more than a couple of lines to find out it's shit?
Quality books are a rare find. My favorite books are those that taylor the nature of the words with the situation. For slow situations, the language becomes boring, with intense situations, the language becomes excited, and with sad situations, the language becomes depressing...as it well should be. That makes for the integrity of the story. It makes for quality reading.

:/

>>16
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

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>>20
XD AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Please try to ignore what you just read.

:/

>>1
From what I can see, your grammar is decent. Besides, wouldn't your publisher fix any grammatical errors that they find anyway? Also, reading an entire book from cover to cover would help. Sounds like you have more of an attention span issue rather than a writing one. That's just my guess though, I could be completely wrong about that.

>>22
publisher's don't fix grammatical errors, they get their editorial staff to do that for them. It's called, "proofreading."

:/

>>23
what the fuck is your problem? You intervene in every single thread to insert your ":/" bullcrap.  GTFO, and why aren't you bored yet?

Yes, I have been trolled.

>>24
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

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>>24
The problem is that I don't have a problem. Yes, that's correct. No, and cause I still don't have a problem and that's the problem.

Good for you to recognize.

>>25
Please try to ignore ignore posts!

:/