My goddess doesn't care about me, and sometimes this is a blessing. First I was afraid to go out, and then later I caught a cold, so I haven't visited her for about a month, but when I bowed before her yesterday, she didn't scold me. She wasn't upset at all. She just parted her ass cheeks for me, and I did my best to lick it clean as deep as I could. I will never be worthy in her eyes, I know that now. I always fail in the simplest tasks. I will try to make up for it, by licking her asshole every day from now on. It's the best I can do, anyway.
>>2
I used to think that too, but this isn't just any shit. This is a gift from my goddess, served directly to me from her body, like a kiss, warm from her body heat. It is the only gift I'm worthy, though I'm not certain as to why she thinks I'm worthy of this privilege, but I am still eternally grateful that she allows me to be in the same room as her.
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Anonymous2010-06-20 2:23
Sunday
Dreamt about my goddess. She said I could wait for her, and then bring her shoes and her bike to her place, as she was catching a ride. She even smiled at me, like if she was happy to see me. It was kinda creepy.
Of course, she would never do that in real life, because I disgust her, but still, it made me jerk off, thinking sinful thoughts about her.
I plan to suck her ass in a couple of hours. I'd rather prefer that than fetching her shoes, because it feels more honest, though even touching her asshole with my tounge is really beyond my wildest dreams.
i fuck you godess and she sqeal like pig!
everyweek, everyday, every hole!!
she pregnant now! and when child come out it will have bigger dick than you from its first day!!!
Hahahahahahahaha
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Anonymous2010-06-20 3:52
>>6
I'm glad she found someone who could satisfy her more than I ever can. If I'm no longer allowed to lick her asshole, I understand.
Must have licked her asshole for over an hour straight. My lips and my tounge feel numb. They are insufficient and weak. My goddess has been a bit loose these couple of days, so her holy gifts were soft, like icecream. My girlfriend keeps calling me, wondering where I am, but how can I explain that what my goddess gives me is so much more real than what I have with her?
My goddess would rather die horribly than have a relationship with me, and I understand, because I'm far from worth women.
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Anonymous2010-06-20 12:50
Ah my goddess! （；´Д｀）ﾊｱﾊｱ
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Anonymous2010-06-21 15:06
Monday
I licked her holy asshole today again, but I was almost too weak for the task, and once my tounge even cramped and it hurt so much I whined. My weak and unworthy body can't keep up with the devotion she needs. Every day I can tell she's disappointed with me. I'm so terribly sorry, my goddess! I'm so sorry. A part of me says this kind of obsession can't be healthy, but I don't care. I must make up for being this disgusting, so that one day, I might be somewhat less disgusting. It's really all I can do.
My throat has started to itch too. She must have eaten something I'm allergic to.
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Anonymous2010-06-23 15:40
I have sinned. I've been with another woman (my girlfriend). We "made love". I hated every minute of it. I cried all the way home. People could see me cry like the bitch I am.
All I want is your asshole, goddess, but there are these girls tearing at me from all directions, wanting me to put my weiner in their vagina. IT ISN'T RIGHT! I was doing so good at licking your asshole, until those stupid, wicked sirens came along.
I'm so confused. I don't know if I'll lick your asshole tomorrow. I hope so, but I don't know. It tastes so good, but I don't know if I'm worthy it now.
I didn't lick her asshole yesterday because I'm weak and pathetic, and I actually hesitated when I licked it today. What's wrong with me??? I am so ashamed. She just smiled at me, you know, one of those amused smiles of pity, but it was still a smile. She looks beautiful when she smiles. I'll try harder tomorrow.
I went to a midsummer party. We watched Asshole Man. I like Asshole Man, but the others just laughed at him, calling him gay.
I understand you, Asshole Man. I wish I was half as good as you, out there, eating feces from strangers in the street.
I left early. Wept all the way home. You sold out, Asshole Man. You sold my hopes and dreams. Why did you have to wear that funny suit?
>>22
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
funniest thing in all of year!!!!
you can not cut dick!!
you need diamond saw to even fracture dick!!!
my dickcheese feeds entire of african villages!!
more than you ever done for world!
you jealous
because you smalldick queer!!!
when people go to you funreal
they think
"Hahahahahaha a smalldick queer is dead!"
Looks like someone found some fetish porn for the first time.. keep it up, buddy, someday you'll be writing /fiction if you're lucky.
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Anonymous2010-06-26 0:33
>>22
not exactly, then he'd just be whining about what he's lost from then on instead of what he's got...that's just how BDG rolls.
:/
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Anonymous2010-06-27 10:29
I don't think I feel so good. Maybe I'm eating way too much sulphur. My whole kitchen reeks of it. I've been sleeping it off the whole day, and today I was going to try my hardest at pleasing Her. She had no time for me yesterday, so I've got to make this count, but I don't know if I even have the strength to make it to her apartment, and I know I'd just make an even more miserable performance if I did. I'm so impatient.
How come there's no lovestory anime series between a pathetic loser and the anus of the women of his dreams? I'd watch it.
Well, here goes nothing. If I collapse on my way over to her, it wouldn't be the first time I made an ass out of myself.
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Anonymous2010-06-28 11:14
Yesterday went all right. Apparently my goddess has a boyfriend now, and I felt somewhat honored to be mistaken for someone worthy enough to be Her lover, but after my goddess explained that I meant nothing to Her, he agreed that I could lick Her asshole before they had sex. I'm glad my goddess has a boyfriend now. She really deserves a man - someone only I can daydream of being. I try, I really do, but I'll never be close to as handsome as him.
>>28
Please, stop contributing to this thread, and seek professional assistance immediately!
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Anonymous2010-06-28 19:55
>>29
I'm afraid that my patheticness is uncurable. I actually sought help for it, but they told me that all they could do was to give me a couple of aides.
GTHAT LAST PART WAS ME THROWING MY KEYBOARD BECXUAS EI AM SO ANGRY FUCK YOU OP GODDAMANDITIT FUCK YOUUUU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK Y;POIUTF FUCK U FUCKU
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND BURNED AND SOME FAT GUY STICKS MAYO UP YOUR RECTUM AND LICKS IT OUT EXCEPT HE DOESNT LICK HE BITES SO ITS LIKE A FAT GUY IS BTIING YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU SHIT MAYO INTO HIS MOUTH AND THEN HE MAKES OUT WITH YOU AND RUBS HIS NIPPLES ON YOUR DICK
My goddess wants ten pesos and a burro. What is her crazy scheme this time? Jeepers!
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Anonymous2010-06-29 7:06
>>31
your shamelessly frothing at the jowls, señor.
*crunch, crunch* (eating chips)...do cunt-in-you.
:/
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Anonymous2010-06-29 8:59
>>31
I'm so sorry. Please excuse my pathetic existance. I wish I could lick your asshole as an apology, but all I can do is hope that my posts doesn't shame your eyes in the future.
Stupid vixens have kept me from the sacred asshole of my Goddess for almost a week now, and I've felt the meaning of my life diminishing for each day. They made me watch them do one stupid thing after another. They made me have sex with their bodies. I will never get clean.
I just want escape them and suckle on your perfect asshole until I feel full and safe again, Goddess, but I'm afraid about what the vixens will do to me if I say that I don't want to have sex with them anymore. I barely escaped the previous ones with my life, and I'm so very, very scared.
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Friday2010-07-08 22:42
I haven't been THAT sick, but she didn't want to get my germs, so it's been awhile since she allowed me anywhere near her wonderful asshole, and tomorrow another vixen will sink her claws into me and fly off with me. They say they love, and that they need me, but what about MY needs? What about what *I* want? I feel abducted from the only thing that truly matters.
Both girls I have dated turned out to have scabies. What does this tell you, guys? I'm going gay and I am not turning back. Fuck them bitches can't keep themselves clean!
>:/
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Anonymous2010-07-09 15:14
Stankin' ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when I don't want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, soap and water
Water, water, water, water
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Anonymous2011-08-02 23:13
>>40
This wasn't me. I could never ever be anywhere close to this manly. I am not Superman. Why would I leave someone with scabies?
Wednesday
As you can see by the sudden jump in dates, my worthlessness includes being unable to keep a diary for any length of time, and although I doubt that anyone would care if I died, I apologize for my worthlessness if there's anyone here who have felt betrayed by my lack of updates. I am honorless as well as worthless.
My diary ended when my goddess finally concluded that I wasn't deserving of being her asshole licker, and kicked me out, and soon after, my girlfriends finally understood how revolting I was, and dumped me.
It was a huge relief for me, knwoing (I can't even spell, but I try to cover it up by correcting myself.) that I didn't have any expectations that I would fail to live up to anymore, but in the recent months my friends have been encouraging me, telling me "Hey, loser! Why don't you go lick the asshole of your goddess?" so I asked my goddess if she still didn't want me to lick her asshole, and of course she didn't, but she told me that if I wanted it that badly, I could be there to smell her farts, and then maybe one day my tounge would somehow be worthy of touching her asshole again. I am being foolishly delusional here, but I feel like I'm making progress. I have bought special straws that I can INSERT IGNORE INTO her asshole when she's feeling a fart coming, so that I can snort them all up, and I think I'm doing pretty okay with that, even if it's cheating. The smell of the insides of her asshole is really intoxicating - a forbidden smell that fills me with almost rapist desire.
Still Wednesday (I'm so sorry for spamming this message board!)
One of my goddess's friends just told me something horrible: That the government was making asslicking (and even fart snorting!) ILLEGAL! Apparently is was because they said consuming feces was unhygienic and unhealthy. I was naturally devastated, and while my goddess said that she'd still allow her ass to be licked, I searched all over the internet for this new law without finding anything about it, so I must have misheard her. I wouldn't know what to do if they banned asslicking. I just can't feign the worth of a human being for long!
My goddess seem to have taken some pity for me, so she promised that if I paid her $100, then maybe I could sleep with my face between her asscheeks if I ever become worthy enough. I didn't have that on me, so I gave her the 70 dollars I had on me, and promised I would pay her the rest tomorrow.
I hate the government for discriminating against people without human value, so I guess I'm a worthless criminal scumbag as well. I really adore my goddess. I am nothing compared to her.
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Anonymous2011-08-04 12:57
Thursday Morning
Her friend told me that my goddess was just tricking me into giving her money, and that it wouldn't make me that more worthy of her. Maybe, but if there's a chance that it'll make my tounge worthy of her divine anal opening, then I'll take it. I really am that desperate.
I watched the end of an anime last night, that I actually could relate to in some distant way, because the way I imagined it, it was about the protagonist being allowed to lick the assholes of two women. In the end he became a worthy human being, who didn't need to lick assholes anymore, but those things only happen in the movies, or to other people who didn't turn out as lousy as me.
I think me being worthy of snorting her farts now, has stirred up so much excitement and hope in me, that I'm even more unable to sleep now, than before, but I think tonight is really going to be the night when she lets me sleep with my nose buried between her soft cheeks, right up close to her pearly brown gate.
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Anonymous2011-08-05 16:32
Friday
She finally let me sleep with my face between her asscheeks for a few hours of affirmation. She said that I am not to worry about the rest of the money. Filled with happiness, I actually got rid of some stuff that was gaining mold in my fridge. I also went to hang out with my friends, but none of them could fit me into their busy schedules, even if I promised to lick their assholes as well. My sorry life is wonderful again.
I got harassed by one of my exes, who called me up and started breathing in the phone, saying she was drunk and ovulating and would come and rape me. I told her to stay away from me. I dare not think about what abhorrent mostrousity that my genitals would manage to create inside a fertile womb. I have seen Eraserhead.
Brb - she's feeling gassy.
It's a good thing I always have my straw handy. If I'm lucky, I can get little gift particles of her poo up into my nose, that will make the smell last longer, but no such luck this time.
I have to confess: I have fantasized about raping her, in the pussy. I am a sick, perverted man with unclean thoughts.
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Anonymous2011-08-16 16:41
Tuesday
Lately I've been feeling constantly weak and dizzy. Maybe I can't handle the divinity of even her farts. My goddess said that if I bought and cooked her some fish for breakfast, she would let me lick her lovely anus free from fish poo, and fish is good for me, so I'm writing this waiting for her to finish pooing. She promised she wouldn't wipe before she called me. Brb.
I dunno, I feel kind of disappointed because there wasn't any stuck poo to lick. Maybe I should have taken har up on that offer and bought her some laxative too, but laxative is expensive. I have to eat breakfast now.
>>50
This thread isn't meant to be read as much as it is meant to be ingested slowly.
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Anonymous2011-08-18 1:47
Thursday
Since I started licking her ass clean on a regular basis, I feel like I'm in seventh heaven. It feels like it's just her anus and me, floating about on clouds. I can do nothing but sigh dreamingly. This must be what true love is.
Hopefully my goddess still won't mind me licking her ass whenever she finds herself a deserving boyfriend. I can live in the bathroom or something. Would that be okay with you, /lounge/? ...if your girlfriend had a personal asslicker who lived in your bathroom?
I guess not, though. You'd probably not like another mans tounge having freshly licked the anus that you might want to have anal sex with. All I can do is dream.
I've just read up on asslicking, and found out two things:
First of all, eating poo is like eating food: Despite what propaganda has told me, my body will tell me when I've had enough of it before I've ingested unhealthy amounts of it, so I don't have to worry about becoming sick (although the daily consumption has made her excrement beginning leak through my skin pores, coating my skin in a thin film of anal slime).
Second of all, I have found out what is keeping my goddess poo so firm (and unclingy to her anus), so if he would just hold up on consuming a few things, I'll finally be enjoying more of her delicious poo. I told her about this, and although she enjoys these things, she feels that teaching me my place as a piece of shit by shitting into my mouth is more important.