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Friday - Visiting my goddess

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 14:30

My goddess doesn't care about me, and sometimes this is a blessing. First I was afraid to go out, and then later I caught a cold, so I haven't visited her for about a month, but when I bowed before her yesterday, she didn't scold me. She wasn't upset at all. She just parted her ass cheeks for me, and I did my best to lick it clean as deep as I could. I will never be worthy in her eyes, I know that now. I always fail in the simplest tasks. I will try to make up for it, by licking her asshole every day from now on. It's the best I can do, anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 14:48

shit's nasty

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 14:57

>>2
I used to think that too, but this isn't just any shit. This is a gift from my goddess, served directly to me from her body, like a kiss, warm from her body heat. It is the only gift I'm worthy, though I'm not certain as to why she thinks I'm worthy of this privilege, but I am still eternally grateful that she allows me to be in the same room as her.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 2:23

Sunday

Dreamt about my goddess. She said I could wait for her, and then bring her shoes and her bike to her place, as she was catching a ride. She even smiled at me, like if she was happy to see me. It was kinda creepy.
Of course, she would never do that in real life, because I disgust her, but still, it made me jerk off, thinking sinful thoughts about her.
I plan to suck her ass in a couple of hours. I'd rather prefer that than fetching her shoes, because it feels more honest, though even touching her asshole with my tounge is really beyond my wildest dreams.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 2:43

Name: big dick george 2010-06-20 2:48

i fuck you godess and she sqeal like pig!
everyweek, everyday, every hole!!
she pregnant now! and when child come out it will have bigger dick than you from its first day!!!
Hahahahahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 3:52

>>6
I'm glad she found someone who could satisfy her more than I ever can. If I'm no longer allowed to lick her asshole, I understand.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 4:40

>>6
keep swingin' that dick, georgie

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 7:12

>>1
Is she fat?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 12:24

Must have licked her asshole for over an hour straight. My lips and my tounge feel numb. They are insufficient and weak. My goddess has been a bit loose these couple of days, so her holy gifts were soft, like icecream. My girlfriend keeps calling me, wondering where I am, but how can I explain that what my goddess gives me is so much more real than what I have with her?
My goddess would rather die horribly than have a relationship with me, and I understand, because I'm far from worth women.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 12:50

Ah my goddess!  (;´Д`)ハアハア

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 15:06

Monday
I licked her holy asshole today again, but I was almost too weak for the task, and once my tounge even cramped and it hurt so much I whined. My weak and unworthy body can't keep up with the devotion she needs. Every day I can tell she's disappointed with me. I'm so terribly sorry, my goddess! I'm so sorry. A part of me says this kind of obsession can't be healthy, but I don't care. I must make up for being this disgusting, so that one day, I might be somewhat less disgusting. It's really all I can do.
My throat has started to itch too. She must have eaten something I'm allergic to.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 15:40


I have sinned. I've been with another woman (my girlfriend). We "made love". I hated every minute of it. I cried all the way home. People could see me cry like the bitch I am.
All I want is your asshole, goddess, but there are these girls tearing at me from all directions, wanting me to put my weiner in their vagina. IT ISN'T RIGHT! I was doing so good at licking your asshole, until those stupid, wicked sirens came along.
I'm so confused. I don't know if I'll lick your asshole tomorrow. I hope so, but I don't know. It tastes so good, but I don't know if I'm worthy it now.

Name: Goddess 2010-06-25 0:06

go away i dont like you

ps you are ugly

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 9:46

I didn't lick her asshole yesterday because I'm weak and pathetic, and I actually hesitated when I licked it today. What's wrong with me??? I am so ashamed. She just smiled at me, you know, one of those amused smiles of pity, but it was still a smile. She looks beautiful when she smiles. I'll try harder tomorrow.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 9:52

Jesus, man, what the hell is wrong with you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 16:42

I went to a midsummer party. We watched Asshole Man. I like Asshole Man, but the others just laughed at him, calling him gay.
I understand you, Asshole Man. I wish I was half as good as you, out there, eating feces from strangers in the street.
I left early. Wept all the way home. You sold out, Asshole Man. You sold my hopes and dreams. Why did you have to wear that funny suit?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 18:11

Wait, what the hell is going on in this thread? :confused:

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 19:24

>>18
Life. Life is what's going on in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 19:29

>>19
Life where a guy is subject to eat out the anus of someone else? That's no kind of life, at least not a very enjoyable one.

Name: big dick george 2010-06-25 20:58

>>19
>>20
i make life everday with my big dick!!
sometimes i also take life with the supreme power of the yottadick!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 21:03

>>21
Oh STFU about your dick. I'm gonna cut the motherfucker off, won't hear about it ever again.

Name: big dick george 2010-06-25 21:09

>>22
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
funniest thing in all of year!!!!
you can not cut dick!!
you need diamond saw to even fracture dick!!!
my dickcheese feeds entire of african villages!!
more than you ever done for world!
you jealous
because you smalldick queer!!!
when people go to you funreal
they think
"Hahahahahaha a smalldick queer is dead!"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 21:12

>>23
YOU THINK YOUR SO THOUGH HUH

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 21:49

Looks like someone found some fetish porn for the first time.. keep it up, buddy, someday you'll be writing /fiction if you're lucky.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 0:33

>>22
not exactly, then he'd just be whining about what he's lost from then on instead of what he's got...that's just how BDG rolls.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 10:29


I don't think I feel so good. Maybe I'm eating way too much sulphur. My whole kitchen reeks of it. I've been sleeping it off the whole day, and today I was going to try my hardest at pleasing Her. She had no time for me yesterday, so I've got to make this count, but I don't know if I even have the strength to make it to her apartment, and I know I'd just make an even more miserable performance if I did. I'm so impatient.

How come there's no lovestory anime series between a pathetic loser and the anus of the women of his dreams? I'd watch it.

Well, here goes nothing. If I collapse on my way over to her, it wouldn't be the first time I made an ass out of myself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 11:14


Yesterday went all right. Apparently my goddess has a boyfriend now, and I felt somewhat honored to be mistaken for someone worthy enough to be Her lover, but after my goddess explained that I meant nothing to Her, he agreed that I could lick Her asshole before they had sex. I'm glad my goddess has a boyfriend now. She really deserves a man - someone only I can daydream of being. I try, I really do, but I'll never be close to as handsome as him.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 12:26

>>28
Please, stop contributing to this thread, and seek professional assistance immediately!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 19:55

>>29
I'm afraid that my patheticness is uncurable. I actually sought help for it, but they told me that all they could do was to give me a couple of aides.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 20:20

GTHAT LAST PART WAS ME THROWING MY KEYBOARD BECXUAS EI AM SO ANGRY FUCK YOU OP GODDAMANDITIT FUCK YOUUUU

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK Y;POIUTF FUCK U FUCKU

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND BURNED AND SOME FAT GUY STICKS MAYO UP YOUR RECTUM AND LICKS IT OUT EXCEPT HE DOESNT LICK HE BITES SO ITS LIKE A FAT GUY IS BTIING YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU SHIT MAYO INTO HIS MOUTH AND THEN HE MAKES OUT WITH YOU AND RUBS HIS NIPPLES ON YOUR DICK

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 22:57

My goddess wants ten pesos and a burro.  What is her crazy scheme this time?  Jeepers!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-29 7:06

>>31
your shamelessly frothing at the jowls, señor.
*crunch, crunch* (eating chips)...do cunt-in-you.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-29 8:59

>>31
I'm so sorry. Please excuse my pathetic existance. I wish I could lick your asshole as an apology, but all I can do is hope that my posts doesn't shame your eyes in the future.

Name: grande pene jorge 2010-06-29 9:07

>>32
hola amigo!
i tell you homes i crack her pulla to el crumbles!!
jajajajajajajajajajaja

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-29 10:38

>>35
oscilante que el pene, jorge

Name: Tuesday 2010-07-06 0:22

Stupid vixens have kept me from the sacred asshole of my Goddess for almost a week now, and I've felt the meaning of my life diminishing for each day. They made me watch them do one stupid thing after another. They made me have sex with their bodies. I will never get clean.

I just want escape them and suckle on your perfect asshole until I feel full and safe again, Goddess, but I'm afraid about what the vixens will do to me if I say that I don't want to have sex with them anymore. I barely escaped the previous ones with my life, and I'm so very, very scared.

Name: Friday 2010-07-08 22:42

I haven't been THAT sick, but she didn't want to get my germs, so it's been awhile since she allowed me anywhere near her wonderful asshole, and tomorrow another vixen will sink her claws into me and fly off with me. They say they love, and that they need me, but what about MY needs? What about what *I* want? I feel abducted from the only thing that truly matters.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 22:48

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 6:11

Both girls I have dated turned out to have scabies. What does this tell you, guys? I'm going gay and I am not turning back. Fuck them bitches can't keep themselves clean!

>:/

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