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I got assaulted on the bus this morning

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 15:10

So after walking onto the bus and handing the driver my fair I walked to the nearest seat at the front. there were three seats, two of them filled and a woman's new toaster sitting on the third. I prefer to sit at the front of the bus so I asked the woman (a fat black lady) if she would move her box. She said "no, there are plenty of other seats." I responded, "what, is this like the reverse of rosa parks??" (all I could think of and I was upset). she jumped up, started hooting and hollering, and threatening me. the driver had to calm her down. it was a very dangerous situation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 16:55

What backwoods shithole do you live in where you still hand the fair to the driver?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 20:39

>>2
do your fancy buses read your chip implanted in your tit

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 21:02

>>3
No, they don't allow birds onboard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 21:06

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 21:15

>>5
Dear Sir,

You seem to have forgotten your comment, please take a moment to insure your post is correct before clicking upon the Reply button.

On behalf of /lounge/, I thank for your attention to this matter.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 21:24

>>6
Oh no. It was correct. Thanks for your concern on the matter though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 21:31

never relax around blacks!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 21:32

>>8
* African Americans

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 21:36

>>7
I don't get it, is it supposed to be some sort of pithy "no comment" thing?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 21:38

>>10
I'm not going to get into details about it, but it's for a good reason, I'll leave it at that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 23:12

It's fare, not fair.

By the way, who does hand money to the driver? You don't use machines?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 23:15

>>10
I believe he's trying to blankpost every fifth post because of the spammer. That's what I do, anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 23:47

>>13
You're visibly upset.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 23:48

>>14
You're visibly homosexual.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-28 23:51

Jackson16 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 0:48

>>16
Fuck off, spammer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 0:55

>>17
visibly upset, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 0:57

>>18
etc
gb2/b/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 1:04

>>19
but i dont visit /b/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 1:10

>>1
Are you a peanut?  Assaulted?  A-salted?  A salted peanut?  Get it?  Salt peanuts

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 1:16

>>21
you're evidently popular with the ladies.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 1:19

>>22
the salted peanut joke fuckin' kills 'em

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 2:31

>>19
gb2[X]
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 3:03

I am sexually a salted peanut, but nor physically or emotionally.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 3:54

Sounds pretty queer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-24 22:04

>>1
That's awful and terrible to hear. Why are people so belligerent these days?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 0:40

>>27
We are looking for solutions to problems that don't exist so we create the problems for the solutions to come into existence.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 4:37

>>28
I'm going to start a company to do this and make billions!

Oh, wait ... Government already exists ...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 5:06

>>29
stop being butt-damaged?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 7:25

So after walking onto the bus and handing the driver my fair I walked to the nearest seat at the front. There were three seats, two of them filled and a female ape's new toaster sitting on the third. I prefer to sit at the front of the bus so I asked the female (a fat female ape) if it would move its box. It said "MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA!". I responded, "I beg your pardon, my fair lady, but that DOES sound a tincy bit like the story of Rosa Parks, but with roles reversed, doesn't it?" (all I could think of and I was upset). It pounced me, roaring a jungle roar and proceeded to alomost tear my arms off. The driver had to shoot it with two tranquilizer darts. It was a very dangerous situation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 8:49

>>30
Create product to repair butt-damage. $1 per person, how many people in the world? Make billions!!!

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 22:33

>>29
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

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