So after walking onto the bus and handing the driver my fair I walked to the nearest seat at the front. there were three seats, two of them filled and a woman's new toaster sitting on the third. I prefer to sit at the front of the bus so I asked the woman (a fat black lady) if she would move her box. She said "no, there are plenty of other seats." I responded, "what, is this like the reverse of rosa parks??" (all I could think of and I was upset). she jumped up, started hooting and hollering, and threatening me. the driver had to calm her down. it was a very dangerous situation.
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Anonymous2010-05-28 16:55
What backwoods shithole do you live in where you still hand the fair to the driver?
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Anonymous2010-05-28 20:39
>>2
do your fancy buses read your chip implanted in your tit
So after walking onto the bus and handing the driver my fair I walked to the nearest seat at the front. There were three seats, two of them filled and a female ape's new toaster sitting on the third. I prefer to sit at the front of the bus so I asked the female (a fat female ape) if it would move its box. It said "MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA!". I responded, "I beg your pardon, my fair lady, but that DOES sound a tincy bit like the story of Rosa Parks, but with roles reversed, doesn't it?" (all I could think of and I was upset). It pounced me, roaring a jungle roar and proceeded to alomost tear my arms off. The driver had to shoot it with two tranquilizer darts. It was a very dangerous situation.
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Anonymous2010-06-26 8:49
>>30
Create product to repair butt-damage. $1 per person, how many people in the world? Make billions!!!